Rule no1 act like you dont give a fuck
Heres your homework, try to get your pee pee sucked
Rule no2 try to avoid the cafeteria
Bring your own lunch or youll get diarrhea
Rule no3 just find your posse
Just not the crazy kids that hang underneath the crazy tree
Rule no4 no hot Cheetos
Looks like your on your period scratchin your ho ho
High school its a crazy time
These are the ways that you stay alive
Listen up cause we got some tools
In the form of rules
Rule no5 dont join the Harry Potter Club
Or a jock will shove a Quidditch up your butt
Rule no6 when you go to take a piss dont use the stale or theyll call you a baby d*ck.
Rule no7 have fashion taste short shorts will give you under the waist sad face
Oh wait you dont know that that is
Its when the fabric on your shorts gets caught on your pussy lips
High-school its a crazy time
These are the ways that you stay alive
Listen up cause we got some tools
In the form of rules
Rule no8 find a seat by your crush
Except in health class herpes will fuck that up
Rule no9 try to fuck a teacher
Get caught in school for some cheddar
Rule no10 if your in a class you hate,make a Taylor Swift face
OHHHH you just blew my mind, wow teacher youre one of a kind.
Baby just remember this quote:
Highschool its a crazy time
These are the ways that you stay alive
So dont give up
Cause its just four years
Then it disappears.
Shane Dawson!!!
