texts ☹ cth [completed]

character answers

athena:

Q: how are you so hot that you have so many people swooning over you? teach me your ways

A: ur funny

Q: Why you so oblivious bro?

A: was it the maple syrup thing

Q: so you and calum

A: we're more like friends with benefits rn

Q: fuck calum

A: already did oops

Q: mum af

A: i thought that meant calum forgot the condom at first om g

calum:

Q: you know, if things don't work out between you and athena you always have me ;)

A: i'll try to remember that since im probably always going to be wasted

Q: Get your stuff together boy and ask her out already

A: i dID

Q: aSk hEr oUT

A: snsnskxmajxnslcj

Q: DO YOU LOVE ME DADDY

A: HWAT

luke:

Q: pls back off cal liked athena first

A: I woUlD iF i cOuLd

Q: MAPLE SYRUP LUKE MAPLE SYRUP

A: STOP REMINDING ME GOD

Q: MAPLE SYRUP

A: STOPDNDOWMSPEMD

Q: maple syrup

A: i am actually going to shoot myself

michael:

Q: you were red and you liked me because i was blue

A: my favorite color is green

Q: you were red and you liked me because i was blue

A: i am utterly confused

Q: and you decided purple just wasn't for you

A: yEs i know my favorite color is gREEN fuck you

Q: Love me

A: idk man morgan is lookin pretty hot rn

Q: i like ur purple hair

A: fucking finally someone appreciates my purple hair

Q: you're cute love me

A: i bet ur cute too

ashton:

Q: buy death of a bachelor on itunes

A: i own every one of their song bye

Q: You're kinda hot tho

A: not to be cocky but i know. man buns are my thing

Q: D8 me

A: im d8ting laura oOps

laura:

Q: how's ashton

A: ...in which way

Q: so is lashton real?

A: i must inform you that lashton is not real, but muke (with a dabble of malum) is

aurora (me):

Q: who's your favorite character so far?

A: tbh athena is basically me

Q: Why are you so cool?

A: it's called being punk rock

Q: w hy are you so good at writing

A: trust me im not compared to people like @/quantum-fags, @/nearlynirvana, @/hoodisfire (ur welcome meagan), ect.

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THAT CONCLUDES THE CHARACTER ASK Y AY TOOK ME 2 MONTHS

-a