Jovenshire or lasercorn

Im batman

Chapter 1

I'm batman Emily's pov

It was Monday morning GOD! work of course. I was late again the 5th time this week

"How Iv managed to keep this job I will never know !"

I said as put on my black jeans with my yellow Pokémon vest when I was

ready I went straight to my car as soon as I got in I could feel never mind hear my tummy growling

"I better get something To eat"

I say to my self as I hold my belly. i drove to the first fast food joint I could find and got a happy meal to go after eating that like a hog on a farm then get in my car to drive to work

"Grate the local comic book store" I say with a frown as I enter the god awful Place

I know I should love my job having geek outs every time I go to work but whats it worth seeing all this and not being able to read it ,play with it and just have fun with it. Working hears like taking a kid to the carnival just so they can look at the rides . It's horrible luckily today was my lucky day

Dare Emily

I will be gone for the week and I'm

Leavening you in charge

P.s keep your hands off the comics

"Like hell I will!,wowho"

I scream in delight as I reed the note yes finally, I rush over to the comics grabbing uncanny x-men of course. I get behind the desk for once reddy for work as I dive right in to the comic I hear the door open

I peak over "my" comic to see a tall man with black hair glasses witch covered his chocolate brown eyes and a t-shit with the batman logo proudly emblazoned on it

He was looking for something as you could tell with the focus in his eyes as they darted back and forth only to stop to move to a new viewing point.after a few Minutes of looking he comes up to the counter empty handed

"Hay can you help me?" He said in a cocky tone "I can't seam to find what I'm looking for"

I look up at him to see what looks like the bed head of wolverine and Edward from twilights love child

"If your looking for sarbotooth he left an hour ago"I say sarcastically

He looks at me puzzled for a bit before seeing the state of his hair in the mirror behind me

" ha no you see I'm look for a batman comic that I don't all ready own ,its a bit hard you see I have a lot of batman comics"he said with a over done but comical tone

"Well we haven't had a lot of new comics for a while now,do you come here a lot"I ask knowing the answer

"No,I don't I get my comics online but I thought why not check this place out" he said shrugging his shoulders in an over the top fashion

"Well that's to bad"I say I say In and even more over the top way "cuz if you came here more then you would be here to see the new stuff"

"If only there where was a type of I don't know service where with a call or a text I could get someone to tell me when new comics where in"the faces he made and the voice he used when explaining it.made me laugh my head off

"You know"I tried to say between laughs "I have this thing called a phone number, I don't know if you have herd of it but its pretty good"

"Well could I have your phone number?,maybe"he ask as his tone and body.language turned from silly to shy

"Of course"I say handing him a flyer with the shops number on it giggling to my self inside

"Oh um...thank you" his face became sad it was clear he did not get the joke

"I kidding"I say trying not to buckle with and showing my true laugh witch my family as a child called the "walrus laugh".

"So could I be so lucky as to have the honer of owning thous personal number me lady" he said in a posh medieval voice (wow he did a lot of voices)

But There was something about him that was so geeky and cute at the same time like if you took Bruce banner,Leonard from Big Bang theory and programmed one to meany corny jokes and there you have ... Oh carp! I don't know his name

"Yes you can have my number um..."

"I'm batman"

"Um....." I was trying to hold in my laughter but the randomness if this guy was awesome

"Just kidding my names Joshua,Joshua ovenshire"

*comment If I made any spelling errors or if its any good also did i spell jovens last name right lol*