texts ☹ cth [completed]

trente et un

calum's pov

calum: im gonna ask her out

morgasm: omg

hairless cat: YESTEHSYSYYGEJDIDjxoskxkc

whorea: fucking do it

lukeass: idk man

lukeass: just wait a bit

calum: u liking her isn't gonna stand in way

lukeass: im not saying that

hairless cat: yea luke gtfo

hulk smash: ask her the fuck out

calum: yEs i know i've heard

hairless cat added goddess to the chat

hairless cat: do u like calum

goddess: i fucking despise you michael

hairless cat: i was asking if you like calum

hairless cat: hurtful

morgasm: say yes

whorea: say yes

goddess: duh

calum: oh

hulk smash: it's happening

hulk smash: the ship

whorea: is sailing

hairless cat: LETS GI

calum: o mg

goddess: he's kinda right

goddess: i ship us

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full speed ahead

-a