Queen Mom

Chp. 3 - Boo x3: Xiumin, Luhan, Kris

Queen Latifah's POV:

My diamond alarm clock goes off and I almost instantly throw it against the wall where it smashes into pieces.

Bitch I don't care. My Korean boy is due today.

"How's my baby boo doing, huh? Sleep good?"

I walk into the bathroom, nearly falling on my ass at the sight before me, but luckily my deva curves break my fall.

I crawl over to the tub and look in. There in the water are not one, but twelve eggs! Each a different color from the other.

"The hell were you doing? Getting freaky in the night?!"

What am I supposed to do with twelve boys?!

I sigh and rub my temples, sitting back on my gold-tiled floor. Just as I straighten my weave, I hear a cracking in the tub.

"Oh shit."

"Oh shit, oh shit! It's happening!" I can't help but smile like an idiot, flailing my hands like the dumbass I am who orders a grow-it-yourself Korean idol boyfriend.

"Oh! Oh! I need a towel! Twelve! No- I need some milk." I run about and grab all the big fluffy towels I can, making a pile by the tub as the eggs begin to crack.

"Aaaaaaaaah! Shit- Wait boo thang." There is no waiting, and soon enough, the first egg hatches.

There in all his naked, dewy glory is the first boyfriend. He looks like a sweet little kitty. He has a stamp on his arm that read Xiumin.

"Xiumin. That's your name?" I ask as I hold up a towel, smiling warmly. "You can call my Noona."

Xiumin comes to me easily and quietly, and I know that he won't cause trouble. I wrap him in the towel and dry his fluffy hair before sending him off to my bedroom.

"Go sit on the bed. I gotta get the rest of cho friends hatched and dried off."

Xiumin nods and waddles off.

The next egg barely gives me any time, popping out of his shell and looking at the world around him as if he weren't impressed with this shit.

He looks cute and innocent like a deer with big doe eyes and I see the stamp on his neck that reads Luhan.

"Okay okay." Holding up another towel, I say, "Call me Noona."

"Noona." He says instantly, stepping out of the tub and wrapping up in the towel.

"Now why don't you-" Luhan is already walking into the other room where he snuggles a seat next to Xiumin.

Shaking my head, I turn back to the tub, startled as a cold looking face is glaring at me.

"Jeezus, what's got you all salty? Don't be given your Noona a look like that. I brought you into this world."

He looks down almost guiltily. His stamp reads Kris and it's on his peck.

"Now you got that resting bitch face, Kris. But I can tell you sweet. Mmhm. Let's work on that. Come on. In the towel." I wrap the little giant up and send him on his way to the bedroom.

Wiping my forehead, I look at the nine eggs left.

"Damn... I ain't cut out for this. Little dumplings just keep coming."