"Noot if we are going to somewhat enjoy this week, we might as well go outside" Thomato said.
They had stayed inside for most of their arriving day, And while feeling no stress from the egg frying pan, they still did not want to be at the Jesus camp.
"But. Everyone here is either high on shrooms, or are way to committed to a pathetic man" Noot responded.
Which was in fact true.
"Fine. Let's just go outside, I am hungry anyways. Let's just avoid the people"
They walked out of the tent, where they found people still dancing around a burning goat and a terrible chorus singing 'bitchassmuthafucka" by youngghomie. All of the chorus singers were incredibly old which was incredibly inappropriate.
On the other side of the camp sat the drug center filled with all drugs you could ever wish for because as Jesus ll always says "drugs are the best way"
"Hey guys finally walking out onto sunshine moon center! Welcome to our splendid planet!" Cletus said, still having his spaghetti filled fanny pack.
They immediately paced away, in search for some sort of a vending machine.
"This place won't have a vending machine" Noot panted out.
They finally found a place called cafeteria of Jesus ll and walked right into the hall. It looked fairly normal, but the food was far from.
"I is jod. I is food server. Today menu. Rice. Pig ass. homeless man named Daryl." Jod the food server said.
What the fuck.
"Ummm. Do you have any chips or something" Noot asked.
"No. We have rice. Pig ass. Homeless man named Daryl."
They both ordered the most normal thing on the menu, homeless man named Daryl and sat down at the hemp weaved table set.
Daryl tasted nasty as fuck.
They regretted everything.
"Let's go to the pharcyde of the camp"(90s rap pun) said Noot.
They followed the rolling paper filled street to the other side of the camp. On this side was a giant meadow. There were naked people chasing butterflies in this meadow.
"What the fuck" they said in sync.
But as soon as they saw this mystical field, they were entranced. They ripped all of their clothes off and chased the butterflies along with all of the others. The only answer to this odd episode would be one thing.
Daryl the dead homeless man was laced with magical mushrooms.
Noot and Thomato are finally fitting into Jesus camp
YOU ARE READING
nootmas christmas
Fiksi Penggemarin this intriguing novel about two characters has won many awards, including the shit award in the shit book category truely inspiring - Peter blue cloud It's just about Noot and Thomato and adventures
