I should cut some toaster like holes out of the roof of a car, throw two huge pieces of bread in there, and then run into a truck full of blackberry jelly. It would be a delicious accident! We could sit there together and eat our toast laughing at all of the other toasters as they drove by us, and yell out things like, "Hey! Nice Toaster Man! That's A Classic!" The youngsters would be speeding about all loud in their little toaters, causin a ruckus! And I would yell out to them, "Hey Kids! Your not old enough to be driving that toaster around like that! Slow it down there Zippers!" And they would be like "Fuck You Old Man!!!" as they sped off. I would be like, "Those Rascals!" as I giggled a little old man giggle, thinking to myself, "Those were the days!"
