rule....because (michael's rules for writting (a list (packed with parenthetial notations (yay!))))
1........accept the title of awesomeness
2.......don't let people know, make them wonder why you suck at writing
3.......let the two rules contradict eachother and watch what happens
4......droop into a sence of suspended belief.
5......it might be cool for your reader to do the same
6......'all stories have a beginning middle and end, but not nessisarily in that order'-some bloke who sais cool stuff
7.....all stories have existed, will exist, or have a different existence that doesn't seem to have an english word that means in a different universe (note the lack of the word parrallel because that would impy linear and the whovians would track me down and doom some part of my existence (or would they? all I need is some clever logic to entertain them, which is always fun)). So basically with a logic I won't explain further (sorry), you are telling an event that exists fo reals.
8.... accordind to rule 7, you are killing people. So make the lives of the people you birthed worth their existance.
9....don't listen to a thing I say... er writer
10...hey
11... my favorite number is 9,737,333. early filler nobody cares about but presumes might be important at some time but isn't
12...don't write about crap you do't know anything about
13... you don't know anything. Do write about crap you know nothing about
14... I write and publish stories because of rule 15. Be careful of rule 15. don't do anything incredibly stupid that I would dissaprove of, and I don't dissaprove of much.
15...if it's fun, do it.
16... ignore rules 12 and 13, you are the master and expert on your universe
17... being weird is normal (trust me), so don't make a big deal about it, unless it goes along with rule 15 ofcourse
18... complex things are just a bunch of simplenesses strung by your mind. understand the simples = understand the complex
19... my phone died last night, so I'm re writting these from memory
21... go back to rule 20
20... read rule 10
21... go back to rule 20
22... I had 50 rules and most of it was filler... literally, like this
23... filler
24...filler
25...filler
26.... filler
27... interesting thought on life stuf filler
28... filler
29... filler
30... delicious filler
31... plot thickener, add shortening, see what happens
32... foil! (as my math teacher taught)
33... reading can be painfull sometimes because it can be read over and over and over and over and over and over, so realize that what you're saying in writting is what is said is ingrained through their mind, you could end up manipulating people. and this leads to rule 34
34... you are writing for an intended audience. now this may be for a person, people, or things. maybe not 'or' if the things are people too, and that person may be you
