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oh there still cutting down trees to make wooden pencils but now there realy isnt any point" said th mechanicl pencil to the pencil

simba was moving too slow so i told him to mufasa

why are frogs always happy? they eat whatever bugs them.

Need an ark? I Noah guy" god said

what did the heart say to the cigarette? " you take my breath away."

" so why are you hear today Mr. Bananna " the doctor asks. " well im not peeling to well.

what did the buffulo say to his son who was off for collage." bison"

the young nnurse was scared to give out tthe vaccination but she gave it a shot.

if 666 is all evil does that mean that 25.8069 is the root of all evil.

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