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well, here it goes.

i pressed the log in button for the first time in a year.

the page began to load. after a minute finally all the tweets popped up. i had 20 notifications (mostly followers who most likely all unfollowed me already).

i sighed and pressed on my profile.

"oh dear. this'll not do. not one bit." i said to myself in a british accent. then of course i laughed at my failure at the british accent.

remembering the task at hand i looked back at the profile photo and cringed. immediately i changed it and started fixing the bio.

"swag loading ..."

what was literally wrong with me? i changed my bio to a snazzy quote.

now location. hmmm.

outer space

cliche but why not?

i saved my settings and looked at my last tweet.

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okay.chanel: forever
logging off
feb 20 15

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note-to-self : change username.

geez, i'm such a drama queen sometimes.

i originally logged off twitter because i was unhappy with me not being internet famous. i guess i just gradually forgot i had an account. but thanks to boredom, i remembered.

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okay.chanel: forever
is now over :)))
4:30 p.m

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i scrolled down my feed and favorited a few things here and there.

i noticed a notification next to the dm tab and tapped it.

happyvirus: long time no see buddy

oh.

i completely forgot that i had a bunch of internet friends who i talked to before.

i'm just kidding. i had one internet friend. one.

and his name was hoseok.

okay.chanel: hi im backkkk

happyvirus: thought u died

okay.chanel: nope 100% alive

i turned my phone off and looked at the book in my lap. why am i reading this? i have twitter now.

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