Chapter One: Hi, I'm a Mistake

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My name is Alice. No middle name, no last name. Just Alice. I'm perfectly normal, I swear. Just a normal kid, except that I'm a mistake. You see, I was never born. I was created.

My Life Story:

Stanford Pines was a brilliant scientist. Once Upon a Time when he was studying anomalies, Stan invented a formula that can create life out of the right amount of chemicals. Being the dork Stanford was, he attempted creating life. The scary part? It was a success. Now, I'm not some teal, scaly, 18-eyed freak. I was a perfectly normal baby... except for the side-effect. Whenever I think of side-effects, I think back to those old science movies I watched when I snuck into movie theaters unnoticed, where something goes wrong and the guinea pig gets some insane side-effect causing holes in their body or Ebola. I can assure you, it's nothing like that. It's worse. I am invisible. 

You would think that Good ol' Ford would leap for joy with the thought of another freak around, but no. I wasn't considered a person. I was merely a failed science experiment. So, Ford did what he did to all of his disasters. Threw it out. Yep, I was tossed away, like a rotten apple. It was if I was a contagious disease nobody wanted to catch. I had become Ebola.

Forced to live out in the wild for 13 years has been tough, I'm not gonna lie, but when you got invisibility on your side, you are the lion, the top of the food chain. I never killed a rabbit for dinner meat, or joined a pack of wolves (sadly... I really like wolves). I built a treehouse up in the highest tree in town, not to mention that I  smuggled food from local diners and convenience stores. I was never caught, since the idiots in this town are too dumb to notice anything. 

Well, that's my life story. Next week will be my 14th birthday, whoo. It's really fun to have a birthday where only you celebrate, since no one still knows your alive. Hell, Ford probably thought I died in the first hour of being out in the wild. Annyways, I have big things planned for my 14th. I'd spoil it, but what fun would that be? There is one thing in my way; Dipper and Mabel Pines. You would normally assume their big return to Gravity Falls would take away any possible suspicions of me, right? Wrong. Dipper finds out everything. I'm just praying he doesn't find me. 


Hey guys! Sorry it sucks, but I was writing at midnight XD and trying not to get caught by my mother... anyways, what did you think? It's short and it sucks, but it's just the first chapter. 

KEEP READING MEH STORY,

Cory (XD OMGERGERD THAT RHYMES)


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