Dancing on Eggshells

This is the part when its the epilougue and we have to say goodbye

There's not much to say in this epilogue. Okay, maybe there's a decent amount. Who am I kidding! There is such a load of bullshit that I'll just put it into bullet point form:

•Celeste got out of the hospital.
• I got an A on my history exam ( my teacher stopped teaching us about her past lovers in November when she started going to therapy)
•Jayden found a bae and his name is Phil. He's nice and shit but if he hurts Jay I will literally find him and slit his throat . He knows . I told him the first day we met.
• Kevin refused to leave me alone after not paying him properly. He sent me a handwritten lawyers letter through my locker that you could see was written by him. He started sending one every day and eventually he found my house. So I finally paid him with interest of $1 and he told me I'm never allowed to use his service ever again. I actually pity him because I'm probably his only customer.
•Apparently, Wendy got out of the hospital soon after Celeste was committed and I didn't even notice. I also know why I didn't notice: because she didn't return to her original house. She moved into a group home for schizophrenics. At first, I was happy it was her rather than Celeste, but then I felt sorry for her. I've put on my summer to-do list to visit her.
•Winona, Violet and I did normal best friends things including accidentally setting fire to Violet's family shed during her brother, Will's birthday party . Violet's mom and all the other kids were surrounding the birthday cake set on the outside table. We were near the shed, Violet's mom asked me to hold the matches for two second, I saw a frog on the grass, I thought it was cute so I knelt down to pick it up, I dropped the matches on the grass, shit happened, people started screaming, the shed was on fire.
I don't think Violet's parents like me anymore.
• I have to now pay for the damage.
•By the time this happened, summer vacation had begun.
• I turned 15!
•Celeste and I started working on our books. I've never had so much fun with an adult, most of the others usually are screaming at me (parents and teachers) or making fun of me for being scared of chickens (Bobba).
• I had to be quite gentle with Celeste for a while as her condition was so sensitive. But before I knew it, she was back to normal
•Jayden hosted another party and Emma and Quinn came together. They danced together , they kissed, they looked so happy that I wanted to cry.
•Birdy came to Boston and I went to her concert with my mom because we both love her. It was the best night of my entire life.
•Kayden shot tons of music videos including Pumped up Kicks . Kayden played with my plot and was able to direct one of best student films I had ever seen. He even submitted it into a short film contest.
•Celeste invited to a coffee with Tammy and it was the weirdest experience of my entire life. They talked how bitchy Sonya West was (this was my geography teacher who I had no idea was the bitch of the town . It felt really weird to hear that she is recovering sex addict, has a child named Kurt and that Kurt had a twin but he ate it inside the womb or something like that) and the finale of Homeland. After hearing what they had to say, I rushed home and managed to become obsessed with Homeland.

Speaking of Homeland...

• We haven't heard from Anwar yet. Okay, I haven't actually heard from him but I saw him on TV. I don't know how, but he's now a teenage Bollywood star .
Don't ask, it just happened.
He was in this terrible movie about a pregnant woman and her teenage son (Anwar) going on an adventure to find the mother's sugar daddy. I didn't make it past the titles.
•Kayden and I are still in love. I don't know how long it will last, but I'll let it be.
•I survived my first year of high school!

There's nothing else really to say. I can't believe I'm finally saying goodbye. I know all good stories have to come to end, but it all happened so quickly!
I know if I stay here for too long, I will get emotional and shit.
Goodbye old friends.
Oh my god, I just came up with this brilliant idea! I'll say goodbye in ,like, every single language!
Okay, let's begin:

Goodbye(English)
Toodles (Weird, psychotic old women)
Bye dollface (the weird , overdressed women who shop at Zara)
See you soon (the stalkers)
I'll see you soon (the obvious stalkers)
Don't leave me (The overemotional percentage of the population)
I don't think this will be our last meet (the people who's head are above the cloud)
You'll never get away with this (My Bobba when my my dad finally kicked her out)
See you in hell (My mom to almost every cashier who does something stupid)
Get better (My dad to , like, everyone)
Get your ugly faces out of my class (my teachers at the end of the day)
You need to get your act straight and stop obsessing over frogs! (Violet's parents when I set their shed on fire)

I don't know any other languages.
I wonder which one I'll use.
My god, I'm going to kick myself after this:
I don't think this will be our last meet.