Author’s Note: Muwahahahaha! My first fan fiction!! TT^TT Please read it!! :D Oh by the way, this fan fiction is based from my doujinshi I’m not going to put an aru on Kagura~ Also if you hate this fic you may stay out. Wrong spelling and wrong grammars are included in here. I’m not practically a good writer.
Disclamer: I don’t own Gintama!
This is the 1st day of the students in Gintama Academy. Everybody is excited about it. Entrance ceremonies are being held during the first day of classes. An old woman namely, Otose. (Otose: OY!) stood up to all. “Ehem, ehem, okay! Hello! Good Morning to everyone! I’m Otose your principal.” (Ahhhh. Let’s skip this boring ceremony) [Otose: Oy! You lazy author!] At the end of this boring ceremony, the teachers to this academy are chatting about this school year. A perm silver hair with eyes of a dead fish namely, Gintoki Sakata but you can call him Ginpachi, sighed lazily. AHAHA, Kintoki what’s wrong? called by this crazy-head Sakamoto. Gintoki replied, “I told you a million times that I’m not Kintoki! Gintoki! Gintoki!”. A blonde girl approached the silver haired guy namely Tsukuyo. “Gintoki what’s wrong?” The silver haired sighed and replied, “Well, this is the first day of my daughter.” The teachers were surprised and shouted, “WHAT?! DAUGHTER?! Gintoki replied, “Calm down! She’s not my real daughter and I don’t have a wife. Meanwhile, a pale skinned, blue eyed and a long vermillion haired girl approached Gintoki. (Well, just imagine her in the movie) Ne Gin-chan, where is my classroom? said girl. Well, it is in the 2nd floor go and find it! Lazy brat!” scolded Gin. Okay, okay! Tch! You’re the one who is lazy, you parfait addict!” added by Kagura. She proceeded and when she reached the 2nd floor. She bumped into a certain sandy haired man with red eyes namely the sadist I-I mean Okita.
Ahh! I’m sorry, please excuse me! - Kagura [Well I’m tired though and I’m to lazy to write]
Well, a mere sorry won’t do anything girl.-Okita
Well, I apologize for what happened.-Kagura
Are you an id*ot or what, you just changed it but it also have the same meaning-Okita
Move, I will be late in class.-Kagura
I won’t let you-Okita
Suddenly a flying punch approached Okita and he just dodges it with an easy look. (Let’s just skip this, I don’t know on how to put into words intoo their fight just use your imaaaaaaagination.) Gintoki A.K.A Ginpachi entered the classroom with a lazy look. I’m Gintoki Sakata; you can call me Ginpachi, I’m homeroom teacher or your adviser in this whole year. I also teach Health subject so nice to meet you. Introduce yourselves! A brown girl raised her hand and said, “I am Otae Shimura nice to meet you~” Suddenly, a gorilla stalker [Kondo: Why Gorilla? Tell me!!] stood up, [Kondo: Ignoring me? Oy!!] [Shut up, Gorilla!] and said, “Otae-san! Marry m-“ before finishing his sentence the girl punched him in his face. Ginpachi interrupted, “Okay! What’s your name gorilla?” [Kondo: WHY GORILLA?!] The gorilla replied, “K-Kondo Isao” and he felt unconscious. A mayo freak stood up [Hijikata: So I’m up next?! Call me by my name AUTHOR] I’m Hijikata Toushiro. But then a loud sound was been heared around the classroom BOOOOM! Okita and Kagura fought an endless fight. “You rotten sadist!!” Kagura shouted as she pointed her parasol to the sadist and fired it. “Ohh.China, I told you that I won’t let you escape unless you defeated the mighty sougo!” Okita said with a deadpanned expression. Suddenly, a strong punch hit the 2. Well let me guess… Gintoki! BUWAHAHA! Okay let’s continue. Gintoki interrupted “You two stop it!!”
Lunch time! Okita and Kagura was been called at the teacher’s room. “Okay, who started first?” Gintoki angrily said. Kagura and pointed their index finger to each other. Him! Kagura said. “Her” Okita said with an innocent look. “IT WAS YOUR FAULT! YOU ROTTEN SADIST!!” Kagura scolded and here we come they started their deadly fight. “STOP IT YOU TWO!” Gintoki scolded again. As a punishment, go and clean the rooftop and no fighting! Gintoki added. Tch. Okita murmured.
After class, “China, throw me the broom.” Okita said. She threw it yes, in his face. “oy! It hurts!” Okita added. Do you expect to give it to you nicely? You destroyed my precious first day! Kagura explained. “Ginpachi-sensei said that we should not fight.” Okita tease. “Say it to your rotten face” Kagura explained. Well, I wonder who will be my seatmate tomorrow, I hope that it won’t be you saidist! Kagura added. “Oy! China! Sadist isn’t my name it’s Okita Sougo” Okita muttered. Whatever, sadist! And also China isn’t my name it’s KAGURA! Kagura muttered. By the way, China, what’s your relationship with sensei? Okita said. “It is none of your business sadist” Kagura said. “Oy! Kagura! We are leaving pack your things” Gintoki interrupted. “I hope not to see your rotten face sadist, my relationship to sensei is that his my father so Good Bye and DIE!” Kagura smiled sadistically. Okita smirked and grabbed his things and is ready to go home.
Next day, Ginoachi entered with a lazy look. “We will have our seating arrangement so I made these papers with numbers in it and you all will draw in it and good luck.” Let’s fast forward this and let’s go to Okita’s turn he drew a number 7 so it was next to the window. Well it was up to the one who will receive the number 9. I don’t know if it’s a lucky number to the others. Next is Kyuubei, she drew 3 and so on and so fort.
Kagura’s turn,s he walked slowly and nervously pick but when she’s about to pick. Her thoughts were jumbled, she really hopes, she really hopes, she really hopes. [Gintoki: oy! Just stop this suspense and move to the next scene] (Author: Yes….) that she won’t be beside the crazy sadist. She picked the number……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..6.
YAHOOOO!!! She checked the board and saw that it wasn’t next to that sadist! She skipped walk but she saw a person seating on her seat. “Oy! That’s my seat get out from there or I’ll rip you to shreds” Kagura argued. “Let me see your number.”Megane said I-I mean Shin- *vomits* [Shinpachi: Get your self author you don’t need to vomit on my name and you did say megane! Why Megane!?] Kagura gave the paper. Ummm. Kagura-san right? Did you see the dot over the bottom of the paper? It only means it is a nine. Shinpachi declared. Kagura felt uneased and beat up Shinpachi. “What did you say?! You crazy glasses?!” Kagura added. She cannot believe on what is happening. “China! You just can’t beat up innocent bystanders.” Okita teased her. Okay! Go to your seats! That’s your seat for the rest of the quarter! *bell rings* Okay! Break time! -Gintoki
“Why?! Why am I connected to this person? Every time I move he is there? TCH. Maybe fate hates me or maybe we are destined to become RIVALS. Kagura murmured
OKAY! DONE! DONE! Sorry if its short! =)))) REVIEW PLEASE! REVIEW! I’ll update the 2nd chapter as soon as possible! Pleaaaaasseeee! Thank you for reading!! Muwahahaha! Chisato at your service! J
