1 day in merca, a fat man waes wakin down da street liek always, and he stopped at a fierhidrent. He looked at it all weierd and sniffed it a few tims. Den he snarled at it. After dat he sniffded it a few tims and serted berkin at et and snarling at it. Den a old doge came op to hem and serted to attak. Da old fat man was to fat to move so he just lyed there wile da doge tore him a part. Den da doge hit somtin. It was a firhidernt in side to da man. Just den the firhidernt grew legs and waked off. Den da doge sayed wat I thout u was a fat man. Den da fat man sayed NO I'm just 1 hell of a deer.
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