You thought about your boyfriend, Tsukishima Kei, everyday.
By everyday, you mean every.
Single.
Minute.
Of the day.
Including 3 AM.
You laid there, on your bed, when an idea popped up. You knew you couldn't sleep without telling somebody, so you grabbed your phone from the nightstand and unlocked it. You opened up a group chat named "vOLLEYBALL IS LIFE!!!1!!!1!11" which included everyone on the Karasuno team, and their stupid names you put for them.
Long story short, everyone had their original names in the beginning, but you, with your utmost devilish personality, changed them to the most mind-fucking names ever in history. Of course, everyone got upset, including Tsukishima, and they changed their names back, only resulting in you changing it again, so everyone gave up.
You started furiously texting.
aSS: HEY WHO WANTS TO HEAR A GOOD JOKE.
It took a while for anyone to reply since you were patient and persistent to tell this oh so good joke you came up at 3.
papacrow: you should be sleeping and not waking anybody up
mamacrow: that's true^
aSS: IS ANYONE ELSE AWAKE I HAVE A GOOD JOKE
5'2"andWinning: IM AWAKE!!! (ÒUÓ)9
bALdY: ME TOO!!!!!
tsukkisaurusrei: plz shut up its the asscrack of dawn you idiots
aSS: SHUT UP TSUKKI ITS REALLY GOOD U GOTTA HEAR IT.
sunshineshouyou: im awake!!! What's the joke??? (O0O)/
kingtobiothe9th: this better be good
volleyjesus: you really should be sleeping.....
aSS: ASAHI NOT YOU TOO ;;;;0;;;; I swear it's really good!!!
papacrow: your jokes at 3 are terrible. Let's just get this over with.
5'2"andWinning: IM SURE ITS GREAT CAPTAIN!!!!
tsukkisaurusrei: yeah right
aSS: SO MEAN
tsukkisaurusrei: hurry ur ass
aSS: hehehehHeheHEHEhehEHe okok everyone listen
tsukkisaurusrei: JUST SAY IT DAMMIT
aSS: OKOK JEEZ
aSS: what do you call strawberry shortcake that belongs to tsukki
tsukkisaurusrei: so I'm a part of the joke. Great.
papacrow: .................
mamacrow: what????
5'2"andWinning: ohhhh that's hard..... I can't think of anything
bALdY: me neither TAT
volleyjesus: hmm... I'm not sure
sunshineshouyou: I've got nothing
tsukkisaurusrei: I think she's high
kingtobiothe9th: I think she should get some sleep
sunshineshouyou: tell us!!!!!
aSS: it's strawberry SHITCAKE AHHAHHHAHAHAGGAHAHAHAHAH GET IT?! BECAUSE TSUKKI IS JUST A PIECE OF SHIT SO HE EATS SHITCAKE AND IT SOUNDS THE SAME TOO OMGJAJDNANANBABDBSBJAJABDVNAKAJAJSJHSGHDBANSBBDSVHSH
tsukkisaurusrei has left the group chat
Extended:
"Heyheyhey!" You smirked, wiggling your eyebrow at Tsukishima who was 37826728% done with you.
"What do you call strawberry shortcake that belongs to tsukki?" Tanaka called out.
"STRAWBERRY SHITCAKE" Noya yelled.
"Why are we dating?" Tsukishima sighed, face palming himself.
You giggled and smiled cheekily at him, "Because you love me!"
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Haikyuu x reader OneShots
FanfictionLmao so instead of individual stories I decided to create one and each one shot would be a chapter idk
