One day there was a pretty potato. This potato was prettier than the other potatoes and everyone worshiped the potato. But one day a potato lost his family and started to wonder looking for his family.
The pretty potato was setting out some flowers when there was a knock at the door, when she opened the door she was greeted by two guard potatoes and the lost potato. She told the guard potatoes to let him in. While the lost potato got comfy the pretty potato got a room ready for him to stay in.
After a while the pretty potato and the lost potato fell in love and got married. 2 years later they where blessed with two beautiful baby sprouts, and they lived happily ever after...
I told you, weird!