Bitchy Vlog By Me

Vlog #1 (Intro, shopping, NEW FRIEND?)

Good morning cactuses! Well I just woke up from my Queen Size Bed infused with Chanel Perfumes. Thats right cactuses. As you can see on the camera my beauty is above limits.

Im actually loving my hair today.. And yesterday, and last day and the past day and everyday.

Its lovely, long, fluffy, healthy, split-ends free, and dark brown! Oh how I love it! And because I love it so much and because I was pretty and kind and pretty, I bought my hair stylist a Ferrari. Like, who would do that?

Here I am going down the stairs to have my breakfast.

/Table/

Loving my strawberries and smoothies! Just to let you know cactuses that I am Vegan! Right! Im Vegan! V E G A N!

Why? Well lemme see..

Oh yeah. I dont eat DEAD ANIMALS MEAT. I dont drink milk from cows, and lastly I dont eat hens periods! If you dont know what that is its egg.

So yeah. Go ahead and eat you freaking bacon and go to the hospital and tell your doctor that you have clogged arteries, high cholesterol and that you need a gastric bypass!

Anyway I've done a lot of talking but still didnt introduce my self yet, My name is Beverly George. My dad gave it to me. And I like it.

Im a youtube vlogger. I dont film any videos except from this. Why? Because I know that people, or should I say cactuses where sooooo obsessed with my life. So Im just being nice.

So today Im going to shop for clothes at the mall, and... Yeah thats it. I dont go to gym. We have our OWN gym here in the house.

I dont like sharing sweat with other cactuses. And just to inform you, my sweat is like a Chanel Perfume.

Im done eating and my battery is getting low. Im going to prepare after this and see you at the mall cactuses.

/MALL/

Did I mention I have 38 million subscribers on my youtube account? They are my cactuses and I  have 50 million followers on instagram. Yeah Im bragging so what?!

I was inside the victoria secret store looking for the new robe. This is really getting annoying. Im searching here for like 2 minutes now.

Me: Where are the new victoria secret robe?

Lady; for you maam?

Me: No for my dead grandmother. Who do you think it was for?

Lady: Im sorry I just want to make sure maam.

Me: make sure that it really is for my dead grandmother? Or make sure if my grandmother is really dead? How stupid can you be?

Lady: Im sorry. O-over here maam.

I walked first since I hate it when Im following someone. Im the one who should be followed.

Lady: here it is maam.

These robes are the best. Should I buy one? Blah. I will buy two.

Me: Im going to get two.

So Im here right now outside the starbucks store and I just bought my Vanilla Latte. And its Iced. And our next stop will be... Forever 21. So see you there Bitchy Cactus.

FOREVER 21

Well if you ask about my style, I love pastels, and skirts, and knee high boots, and heels. I love wearing crop tops like what Im wearing now. I like showing off my flat tummy. Jealous cactus?

This girl is STARING at me for a whole while. And her cactus face is making me annoyed.

Me: what are you looking at?

Girl: I like your hair. I hope its natural though.

Me: More natural compared to your boobs. How much are those?

Girl: They quite cost a lot.

This girl didnt even get mad? I kinda like this bitch.

Me: Your a bitch. You really said that?

Girl: Your more bitchy than I am. And whats your name?

Me: Beverly George. I know Im pretty you dont have to compliment me that much.

Girl: well nice to meet you Beverly. Im Veronica. And I got big boobs.

Somehow I kinda think this girl and I will get along.

What do you think? Well I dont care what you think. Gotta stop vlogging now my battery is running low. See you later cactuses 😘🌵🌵