The Legit Conversation of Effie and Mic

   1:14  in the morning  Effie

Fuck dairy queen. the one in town doesn't even have good food. I want taco bell. I love Mexican food

  1:17in the morning  Mic

The Dairy Queen here is AWESOME! I love Mexican food too. NOMNOMNOM

   1:17 in the morning  Effie

I'm hungry. ): I need to go to bed before I go downstairs and eat food. I'm too fat to continue eating food this late at night.

   1:18  in the morning  Mic

Food is food. Food is good.

   1:19in the morning  Effie

Food is food. Food is Good. Good is Yummy in my tummy. Yummy in my tummy is fat on my legs. Fat on my legs is fat on my tummy. fat on my tummy is fat on my back. fat on my back is unattractive.

   1: 19 in the morning  Mic

I love you. Jesus Christ, this made my stomach hurt and tears come out of my eyes.

  1:20 in the morning  Effie

Oh no! You're dying! Tears should not come out of your stomach while your eyes hurt! Quick! Call 000!

 1:21 in the morning  Mic

More like get some chips and salsa.

 You make me hungry.

 1:22 in the morning  Effie

No! Chips and salsa is food! Food is food! Food is good! Good is Yummy in your tummy! Yummy in your tummy is fat fat fat fat fat everywhere!!!!!!! D: Become anorexic! It's good for you!

Shit, I'm such a bad person that I'm going to burn in hell forever.

 1:23 in the morning  Mic

I'll be waiting for you down there.

  1:24 in the morning   Effie

Okay! We can be cell mates together! and wreak havoc on the underneath! and then they'll make us demons! I've always wanted to be one of those!

 for Halloween, that is!

 1:24 in the morning  Mic

We can torment the bully

 bullys

 bullies.

 I don't fucking know/

 1:25 in the morning  Effie

Boom! That one!

 I just had a laughing fit.

 so many inappropriate things in the world

 1:26 in the morning   Mic

I always wanted to torment Connor and Colby.

TELL ME!

Effie

I can't! facebook reads my messages. Let's just say it has something to do with murders, rapists, and adult toys.

1:29in the morning   Mic

I

 CAN'T

 BREATHE

 HOLY

 CRAP

 BELLY

 ACHE

 BELLY

 ACHE

1:31in the morning  Effie

I'm trying to not "LOL" thank you!

1:32 in the morning  Mic

I'm trying not to laugh out loud either. My mom and her boyfriend are alseep. They could hear me if I did.

1:32in the morning  Effie

I have no fucking wall in my room. the whole house would hear me and my snorting if I did laugh.

1:33in the morning  Mic

Only time I snort is if I start laughing so hard no sound is coming out.

1:34in the morning  Effie

That's how I would be laughting.

laughing*****

1:37vin the morning  Mic

I can't even right now.

1:38 in the morning  Effie

Trust me. I know.

 Oh, I forgot something in that list!

1:30 in the morning  Mic

What?

1:39 in the morning  Effie

murderers, rapists, adult toys, and a 10 foot pole...

1:39 in the morning  Mic

....... You are so wrong for this.

1:40 in the morning  Mic

The adult toy, 10 foot pole, and the rapist goes together.

1:40 in the morning  Mic

Read my last message

1:41in the morning  Effie

WHICH ONE?!

1:41 in the morning  Mic

You are so wrong for this.

1:42 in the morning  Effie

It makes no sense! D: I'm so lost.

1:43 in the morning  Mic

NEVERMIND EFFIE!

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That is just one of the many conversations Effie and I have.  We will post a lot more to come.  This is dedicated to Effie, because without her, I wouldn't have had so many laughs that I have had in the last few days.