Tell Me About Homosexuals (kkselfcest)[BOOK2]

Chapter 4 collegestuck

Karkat was glaring at the now shut door, waiting for the human to poke his head through and stick his tongue out immaturely. He wanted to smack that look off the kids face earlier but was sure he'd get kicked out or even arrested.

The chime of his phone knocked him from his thoughts and he yanked the device from his pocket and glared at the message.

'Alriight. iim at the park area at the moment. Iit2 iin the back.'

Karkats eyes grazed over the message and sighed before making his way in that direction, wherever that direction was. He had to stop and ask directions several times and cursed Sollux for not being specific one bit.

After he was directed to the back he looked around for a specific four horned troll and when he spotted him he made his way in his direction, eyes soaking in the beautiful garden that surrounded him. The yard was well taken care of and many different shrubs and flowers grew about. Roses and Lily scattered the abode with a sweet scent. Bees and humming birds gathered the nectar and went from blossom to blossom, pollinating each of the open lovely blooms that embraced their lover with a fitting love and understanding.

The smell of the plants were almost over whelming, giving the troll a slight migraine, but he was able so survive through it and make it to his destination woozily.

He followed the red and orange bricks to the table that sat beneath the canopy and attempted to smile at some of his friends and strangers. His eyes were slanted in a mean scowl, the suns brightness affecting his vision and features.

The humans of the group seemed to understand and were not affected by his expression, smiling back and waving in his direction. Only one human however did not make contact with him.

On the bench sat the black haired boy with his latin book tight and close in his grasp. His eyes frantically moved about across the pages, his lips moving as he read silently to himself, deeply enthralled by the story.

"Hey Kk, what too you tho long?"

He scowled at the mustard troll and scoffed, "What do you think genious?"

"Jeguth kk, couldnt you have done that later?"

"No, we were already busy when you fucking called so we decided to just finish it then and help you later. Maybe next time you should plan ahead."

Sollux rolled his eyes and flipped him off before throwing his things over his shoulder.

"Oh, tho, thethe are my friendth here at the academy." Sollux pointed in the direction of the two humans at the table and the other troll.

"Thith ith Willow, thhilow, and-" He pointed at the boy whos nose was deep within his latin romance, Solluxs lips almost twitching into a smile, "Thith ith Human KK"

The boy looked up and glared at Sollux momentarily, "What the fuck do you want?"

"Im jutht introduthing you to my friend, Karkat."

"Oh? Alright?"

"The karkat that ith my friend too"

"Uhhhh-?"

"Is what hes saying dumb ass," Troll karkat spoke up, wanting to smack the human and give him a new think pan, "Is that i am Karkat and you are fucking Karkat."

His eyes blinked momentarily before growling at the troll. "You just spit all the fuck over my library book dip shit. This is fucking latin! Do you know how hard it is to find books like this? Pretty fucking hard in this day of age! If you ruined a word in my book I'm going to hit you so fucking hard you'll wake up in india!"

"Excuse me but its just a fucking book other me, don't be a fucking bitch about it because you dislike that fact that your incompetent think-pan cant process a few sentences or so. Gog you're such a fucking idiot!"

The two of them were now in one another's faces, birds and insects leaving the premises to escape the racket from the two. The both of them hollered like immature children all the while, throwing insults here and there, only to have sollux drag troll karkat away and take him to the car.

"Calm the fuck down kk"

"Don't tell me to fucking calm down! He was being a little wriggler about nothing and you know it!"

Karkat was huffing angrily as he climbed into his car and quickly buckled the seat belt with a few clanking noises.

"Yeah tho maybe he wath but you were the one being more tho immature Kk. He jutht really liketh hith latin bookth and the rare romance titleth. You might like them too."

Karkat glared out the window, his eyes locked on the beautiful campus that he now despised because it was tainted by him.

"Yeah, sure it is."