I Ask, I Ask.

In their best dresses

Showing themselves very aggressive

Have an attractive sense

But faces are a little tense

‘How am I looking?,

Is she looking better than me?’

‘All the boys are booking

On her or on me?’

I ask, I ask

Women, what is your task?

Be concerned on yourself

And not making enemies shelf by shelf.

 

Once a friend lady

Looking Naturally Sadie

Misbehaved with me,

I took her bag

And went to the window

To show

Or maybe act

Woman got swag,

Kicked me

Pushed me

‘You give me my bag!’

Naughty me, refused to act,

She dirtied my pant

With dirty soil,

I say,’ Is your mother gonna clean that, Mrs. Boil?’

‘Nana, you fool

Give me my bag,

Your mom’s gonna clean it drool

As if I care’

‘I got fierce

Made a big pierce

Through her bag

And intentionally said

Whoops, My Bad!’

She screamed

And shouted

This was the fake girl

Who, in every picture of her,  

Pouted.

It was her fault

And even mine

But the blind creatures said

‘It’s not fine

All fault’s on mine

Not a behavior

Which is divine’

Asked me to apologize

To become a gentleman.

Apologize to her

In front of the whole clan.

Just because

She was a girl

Spreading tears of glycerine all around.

I ask, I ask

Women, what is your task?

Be concerned on yourself

And not making enemies shelf by shelf.

 

Evil

Devil

Because of them,

Planet’s in peril.

Innocent girls I hate

Because of that sorrowful date.

The little girl

Standing in front of the ice cream shop

Trying to stop

The melting ice cream drop

Told me to hold one of her ice creams

And then started crying

I was like

‘Oh baby, what made you break

Into tears?’

Meanwhile her parents appeaed,

‘Oh, sugar

What’s the mugger?’

‘That stranger

Evil guy

Took the ice cream

From me, favorite of mine!’

Said the devil

Who did the crime.

I was deeply embarrassed

Holy cow!

Why was she doing that?

I could do nothing else

Rather than a sorry

For a mistake that I didn’t even do.

I wished to crash a lorry

On that evil, little rat.

I ask, I ask

Women, what is your task?

Be concerned on yourself

And not making enemies shelf by shelf.

 

In the end

I would just like to say

Foolish men can’t see

Women are using them all the time.

Even their shrines, ha!

That may not make sense.

But if men have a Mercedes Benz

Women change,

Say, ‘Hey Baby, up for a party?’

And then you see 40 year old Padma Laxmi

With 66 year old Rushdie on a beach half naked.

Having a Ferrari, spare.

And then you can ask,

 

‘Can anyone spot a millionaire?’