It was around 6:30 in the morning. As usual, I was walking down my long, empty and cold hallways of my Condom factory. I was the only one there, so I casually dragged my feet on the squeaky floors in order to make some noise. It was very quiet. That is, until 3 minutes later when I heard a rather familiar bee-like voice:"OHAYO SENPAI~" it cried.
I knew right away that it was my grandson, Anal. He was saying that to his brother, Ahbi, with whom he was in love with for quite some time. Ahbi would just brush it off, thinking of it as a joke every morning.
After that I heard a high-pitched womans voice "Anel please, can you not see your brother is trying to make neon colored condoms, leave him alone."
"Muuuuum, I am not distracting him, I am just ohayoing him. I'm not distracting you Abhi, is that right?"
Akward silence for a minute then sound of slow sad feet walking away quietly.
In the basement of the factory I heard a scream. I tried to run but I remembered that I hurt my leg last week while playing tennis (dammit). I yelled "YA,WHAT IS HAPPENING DOWN THERE?!"
"OMG SEHUN OPPA Y U SO HOT PLS FUCK ME IN THE ASSHOLE I LUV U OMG"
Oh,it's Helen, one of my dauthers;
the fangirl one.
I guess the Seehan guy posted another selfie of himself, almost gave me and her a heartattack, my heartattack wasn't from him, I mean, I'm not gay.
As I continue to walk around the factory I see one table, on which we lubericate the condoms, moving suspiciously.
"Anel don't cry please it's okay, Abhi didn't mean it in that way he still loves you" I say walking closer.
All of the sudden the table stops moving, a guys head pops up behind it.
"Who are you?" I ask the guy.
Another head pops out, this time a girls one.
"ROBERTA GOD DAMNIT,I TOLD YOU TO NOT BRING GUYS IN THE FACTORY...GODDAMN FACTORY. THIS IS WHERE WE MAKE EVERYTHING STERILE, DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE THAT GUY STERILE TOO, HUH?"
"Nah daddy calm down, I was just testing out the product, it's too cold dad,make it warmer when applied to skin."
The blond girl gets up behind the table and starts adjusting her dress and hair. After she was done with that she calmly walked out with the guy she was with.
I didn't know how to feel, or say, so I just watched her mutely, with a blank faceu.
Something like that happens every day, so I wasn't as surprised as you would expect me to be.
