a/n:takes place when klaine is official...does not follow storyline...one shot.i do not own glee....ryan murphy does...im trying to include everyone!
kurt hummel is now in a relationship with blaine anderson
quinn fabray:im so happy for u guys!*cyberhugs*
kurt hummel:*cyberhugs back* thx
wes montegormy: HA....david u owe me 20 bucks
david thompson:damn it
kurt hummel:wait.....u losers were betting on us to get together!?
mercedes jones: congrats and hell yeah.....now hand it over sam
sam evans:damn....that 30 was my weeks allowance n congrats
blaine anderson:err....thx i think...
mercedes jones:awww...you'll get it back soon
santana lopez: finally klaine is happening and WANKY
brittany s. pierce: wats wanky?
noah puckerman: get some anderson, hummel
blaine anderson:excuse me?
kurt hummel: seriously noah....
finn hudson:damn those mental images....
quinn fabray:PM me now
artie abrams:whipped!
finn hudson:shutup
blaine anderson: O_O
kurt hummel,mercedes jones and 20 others like this
rachel berry: SPIES!!!! THEY R EVERYWHERE!!!
kurt hummel:wats yr problem rachel ?!
mike chang , finn hudson and 40 people like this
lauren zizes:shes always have a problem
santana lopez,tina cohen-chang and 100 people like this
will shcuester:rachel....blaine will never spy on us...
blaine anderson likes this
sue sylvester: i trust that hobbit would not spy on u losers....even though i want to destroy u....so hobbit take care of porcelein.....spongehair square chin for once yr right and shuttup man hands yr making the deaf people more deaf and the non deaf deaf
santana lopez: woah since when does coach have fb?
kurt hummel,blaine anderson and 35 others like this
blaine anderson:i will never hurt err...kurt/porcelein
sue sylvester:good....or else i will make sure that you and spongehair squarechin go bald
blaine anderson:yes ma'am* hides under rock to protect hair*
kurt hummel:not the hair!
rachel berry: but...yr dating a spy....
kurt hummel:shutup rachel....he's not a spy....he's my boyfriend
artie abrams: hobbit spy
blaine anderson: HEY!!
kurt hummel:rachel,u r such a hypocript * cough* jesse st james * cough* and blaine....u r hobbitish short....i admit
blaine anderson: *pouts* i hate u....
kurt hummel: naww.....u love me
noah puckerman: get some!
kurt hummel:noah.....
blaine anderson: i love u too
rachel berry: watever.....im happy for you guys
quinn fabray:u guys r too cute
Santana Lopez: Get a room!
Kurt Hummel:We're in a room
Santana Lopez:DOUBLE WANKY!
wes montegormy:*pukes* too much sexual tension in room now
kurt hummel:seriously.....
tina cohen-chang:ooooh....wat r they doin ?
mike chang:lol...y do u wanna know?
Mercedes Jones:you hurt my white boii and i will cut a bitch
tina cohen-chang:ima busy body....
kurt hummel:*facepalm* myob
david thompson:eye sexing....*smirks*
blaine anderson: David....u r a disgusting pervert....u watch too much porn....
david thompson: why?denying it?
wes montegormy:*smirks*yeah
blaine anderson: * blushes*
kurt hummel:DAVID...WES.! * blushes with blaine *
tina cohen-chang: O_O didnt really wanna know that
lauren zizes , finn hudson and 22 others like this
finn hudson:mental images......*shudders*
lauren zizes:blaine, i think finn watches gay porn
blaine anderson: true
Kurt Hummel:Finn!Thats grose!
Quinn Fabray:PM me again Finn!
Noah Puckerman:PWND
Artie Abrams:OWNED TWICE BY THE SAME GIRL!
santana lopez: wanky
brittany s. pierce:wats wanky?
kurt hummel: u say that too much.
santana lopez: playing with yr boy toy?
Kurt Hummel:Maybe....y, jealous?
brittany s. pierce: seriously...wats wanky?
blaine anderson: wth....take this somewhere else...yr spamming my notifications
30 people like this
noah puckerman: damn so close to seeing a bitch fight....thx a lot hobbit
blaine anderson:yr welcome:D
brittany s. pierce:wats wanky?
brittany s. pierce:r u a dolphin?
kurt hummel:dont reply her!
brittany s. pierce: am i a dolphin?
A/N: First part of this completed! PM me abt what u think.u can also send prompts!
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