The Facebook Status

a/n:takes place when klaine is official...does not follow storyline...one shot.i do not own glee....ryan murphy does...im trying to include everyone!

kurt hummel is now in a relationship with blaine anderson

quinn fabray:im so happy for u guys!*cyberhugs*

kurt hummel:*cyberhugs back* thx

wes montegormy: HA....david u owe me 20 bucks

david thompson:damn it

kurt hummel:wait.....u losers were betting on us to get together!?

mercedes jones: congrats and hell yeah.....now hand it over sam

sam evans:damn....that 30 was my weeks allowance n congrats

blaine anderson:err....thx i think...

mercedes jones:awww...you'll get it back soon

santana lopez: finally klaine is happening and WANKY

brittany s. pierce: wats wanky?

noah puckerman: get some anderson, hummel

blaine anderson:excuse me?

kurt hummel: seriously noah....

finn hudson:damn those mental images....

quinn fabray:PM me now

artie abrams:whipped!

finn hudson:shutup

blaine anderson: O_O

kurt hummel,mercedes jones and 20 others like this

rachel berry: SPIES!!!! THEY R EVERYWHERE!!!

kurt hummel:wats yr problem rachel ?!

mike chang , finn hudson and 40 people like this

lauren zizes:shes always have a problem

santana lopez,tina cohen-chang and 100 people like this

will shcuester:rachel....blaine will never spy on us...

blaine anderson likes this

sue sylvester: i trust that hobbit would not spy on u losers....even though i want to destroy u....so hobbit take care of porcelein.....spongehair square chin for once yr right and shuttup man hands yr making the deaf people more deaf and the non deaf deaf

santana lopez: woah since when does coach have fb?

kurt hummel,blaine anderson and 35 others like this

blaine anderson:i will never hurt err...kurt/porcelein

sue sylvester:good....or else i will make sure that you and spongehair squarechin go bald

blaine anderson:yes ma'am* hides under rock to protect hair*

kurt hummel:not the hair!

rachel berry: but...yr dating a spy....

kurt hummel:shutup rachel....he's not a spy....he's my boyfriend

artie abrams: hobbit spy

blaine anderson: HEY!!

kurt hummel:rachel,u r such a hypocript * cough* jesse st james * cough* and blaine....u r hobbitish short....i admit

blaine anderson: *pouts* i hate u....

kurt hummel: naww.....u love me

noah puckerman: get some!

kurt hummel:noah.....

blaine anderson: i love u too

rachel berry: watever.....im happy for you guys

quinn fabray:u guys r too cute

Santana Lopez: Get a room!

Kurt Hummel:We're in a room

Santana Lopez:DOUBLE WANKY!

wes montegormy:*pukes* too much sexual tension in room now

kurt hummel:seriously.....

tina cohen-chang:ooooh....wat r they doin ?

mike chang:lol...y do u wanna know?

Mercedes Jones:you hurt my white boii and i will cut a bitch

tina cohen-chang:ima busy body....

kurt hummel:*facepalm* myob

david thompson:eye sexing....*smirks*

blaine anderson: David....u r a disgusting pervert....u watch too much porn....

david thompson: why?denying it?

wes montegormy:*smirks*yeah

blaine anderson: * blushes*

kurt hummel:DAVID...WES.! * blushes with blaine *

tina cohen-chang: O_O didnt really wanna know that

lauren zizes , finn hudson and 22 others like this

finn hudson:mental images......*shudders*

lauren zizes:blaine, i think finn watches gay porn

blaine anderson: true

Kurt Hummel:Finn!Thats grose!

Quinn Fabray:PM me again Finn!

Noah Puckerman:PWND

Artie Abrams:OWNED TWICE BY THE SAME GIRL!

santana lopez: wanky

brittany s. pierce:wats wanky?

kurt hummel: u say that too much.

santana lopez: playing with yr boy toy?

Kurt Hummel:Maybe....y, jealous?

brittany s. pierce: seriously...wats wanky?

blaine anderson: wth....take this somewhere else...yr spamming my notifications

30 people like this

noah puckerman: damn so close to seeing a bitch fight....thx a lot hobbit

blaine anderson:yr welcome:D

brittany s. pierce:wats wanky?

brittany s. pierce:r u a dolphin?

kurt hummel:dont reply her!

brittany s. pierce: am i a dolphin?

A/N: First part of this completed! PM me abt what u think.u can also send prompts!