YESS!!!! It is I!!!! I'm back with more tips on how to survive me!!! *looks at orphans* "CHEER BITCHES!" * orphans cheer* YAY!!
:D kayso I need some help with this. If any of you dudes or dudettes have any ideas to make my stories better please tell me in comments or leave a message on meh profile pweazles!! thanks xx
TIP 4:
I am always prepared for the zombie apocalypse and will immediately correct the idiots who get their facts wrong.
Here's a scenario:
You have just finished watching ZombieLand. You begin to say to yourself "I wonder if bread would be good to bring in the Z apoc...."
Then I appear behind you.
"NO. OMG you moron!!! you bring disposable foods like canned foods. Y'know why?? because they're easy to move around and they last WAY longer. Get your facts straight dumbass!!"
So yeah, do not attempt conversation about Z apoc with me unless you know your facts.
TIP 5:
DO NOT under any circumstances insult the creepypastas. EVER. Silent treatment and scary eyes will be present.
Here's a scenario:
I am sitting on the couch looking at a picture of Jeff The Killer. You walk in and look at the picture.
"EW OMFG!!!! ugly much?!!"
I turn and look at you with a murderous look in my eyes then get up and leave. For the rest of the month I will not speak to you and scare you with my scary eyes.
So yeah, do not insult any creepypasta or I will do the above. In extreme cases I will burn your bed and piss on the ashes... then your face :D
TIP 6:
Know that saying 'watch your biscuits?' yeah well take that seriously around me. I love biscuits. ALOT. I also adore cookies....so WATCH YOUR BISCUITS!!!
Here's a scenario:
You have just bought a white chocolate cookie from StarBucks. You leave it on the counter and I walk in. You say hi to me. I nod in reply, eyes on the cookie. Suddenly you need to use the loo. Me and the cookie are now alone. Wht happened to the cookie is anyones guess............... It got eaten.
So yeah, WATCH YOUR BACK...(and biscuits! :P)
*ok guys that was my second how to survive me book. Please comment any ideas you have to make it better or to know more about me. Thanks guys!!!! XD xxx*
