Insanity (Derp Ssundee Horror Story)

Simon Says

I woke up to Gold sitting up and screaming, both of his hands gripping the sides of his head in fear, I smile because I know why.

"What's wrong Gold? Nightmare?" I say, standing up and laughing.

Gold looks at me, traumatized by whatever he saw in the dream, whatever it was scared him pretty good.

I go over to the side of the bed and lean over him, "This is how it's going to work, you're going to do whatever I say, when I say it, or else we're going to have a problem, got it?" Gold nods his head quickly.

After that, I walk back over to the door and open it, turning my head to look at Gold one last time, "Oh, and if you tell anyone...I'll rip your teeth out one by one." I close the door and leave the frightened Gold in the room.

~1 Hour Later~

The others left Kit, Gold, and I alone for an hour or two, saying they had some kind of...Squid Emergency? Whatever.

"Is that cake done yet!?" I yell from the living room where I am laying on the couch.

"A-Almost, I'm hurrying as fast as I can!" Gold stutters.

I sit up and look at him, laughing as he rushes around the kitchen in a hurry to get that cake done. I've basically made a game out of it, I tell him what to do and if he's not started doing whatever I say, something bad happens. Sometimes it's not even me doing it. I think my friend Sshadee REALLY likes games, like all the time, in fact I've been talking to him ever since the others left. Neither Kit or Gold can see him so it just looks like I'm talking to air, but I don't care, he's my friend and I'm not going to ignore him.

"Hey Derp, watch this." Sshadee says, sitting right beside me as we watch Gold.

Sshadee snaps his fingers before the lightbulb in the kitchen explodes, Gold screams like a girl and runs out of the kitchen. Both of us burst into laughter, Gold instantly looking at me confused on what's going on.

I get bored pretty quickly and hang off the back of the couch, upside down of course. Gold comes over and looks at me in concern.

"Are you okay? Who are you talking too?" He asks.

I laugh and look at Sshadee who is now hanging upside down beside me, "No one." I lie.

Gold frowns, "I'm serious, I don't care if you threaten me Derp, there's something wrong with you."

I instantly stop laughing, I let myself fall off the back of the couch into the floor and get up quick to look at him, Sshadee already by my side, arms crossed and glaring.

"There's nothing wrong with me, I'm just having fun with my best friend." I growl, getting closer to him.

Gold smiles at me, "I'm your best friend? I thought you hated me."

Something inside me snaps and I punch him in the face and he falls backwards to the floor, "You're not my friend, I can't be friends with someone that killed my brother. I meant my real friend, you can't see him but that doesn't mean he's not real!" I yell.

Gold flinches and pushes himself away from me as I tower over him. I get closer but stop when Sshadee puts his hand on my shoulder, I look at him and instantly calm down.

"Let him go Derp, besides, it is way more fun to play with him than to kill the twit." He tells me. (I blame Squeaker01 for teaching me the new word twit :3 I can't stop saying it! It's so fun to say XD)