My top 15 most frequent embarrassing and awkward life moments XD

Kayso I'm just gonna write this because I'm super bored and just.... I don't even know anymore.

1: When you are stuck behind a slow walker (CALLING ALL THE GRANDMAS CALLING ALL THE CALLING ALL THE CALLING ALL THE GRANDMAS!!!)

2: When you order one thing at mcdonalds or a restaurant and you are standing awkwardly at the till. (first hand experience. NOT GOOD)

3: When you are talking to CleverBot and it says something creepy like you shouldn't have done that or you've met with a terrible fate havn't you? ( facial expression: O.O)

4: When somone you hate is dating your crush and they flaunt it. ( serious case of swearing and voodoo doll stabbing and torturing)

5: Trying to get a friends attention from afar without looking like a retarded penguin trying to take flight. ( seriously people, practise your waving. You are not trying to take flight. If you are then good luck!!)

6: When you get the attention of your supposed friend which is actually a stranger. ( I had a horrible incident at the train station...... let's not talk about it. Ever)

7: When it's quiet in class and the need to laugh or break the awkward silence happens. (Am I the only one who feels this?? Tell me in comments!! :D)

8: When you walk into a door and when you walk away quickly, walk into a pillar. ( hahaha poor 11 yr old me.....)

9: Sneezing on your copy in school and teacher thinks you are crying. ( I hate senior infants....)

10: When you finish a story on wattpad and have no idea WTF to do next. ( feeling this all the GODDAMN TIME!!)

11: When you are listing something and you have no idea what number to stop at. (hint hint)

12: When you have a really annoying song stuck into your head and you find yourself subconciously dancing to it. ( never do this in the locker rooms at school. Seriously.)

13: When you forget how to say a word in English but know what it is in another language. ( hahaha hilarious incident in French class...)

14: When you try to flirt with a guy and he doesn't get what you mean. ( plenty of times girls, plenty of times. Best thing to.do I think is pretend to have forgotten what you were supposed to say and laugh it off)

15: Sneezing on a person by acccident (if it's someone you don't like it's grand :P)