This is a new segment I like to call, "Pardoxical Powwow." Yes that is a word, look it up. And I'm talking about the any conference or meeting definition, not the magic ceremony one.
A Paradoxical Powwow:
ParadoxicalWhim: Claire...
Me: Whaaaaaaat I'm writing because you want me to write faster.
ParadoxicalWhim: Good, which one?
Me: The Last War...
Guess what song just came on my iPhone?
ELEANOR RIGBY! alll the libel people.... Where do the all come from? Wherer do they all belong? NOO ONE COME BEAR...!
(She got the last eleanor rigby texts half-way through this text.) ParadoxicalWhim: Yay :) And I didn't say write faster, I said don't edit a million - OH CRAP!
Me: Working guarding scks at the night night what does he ALLO THE LONELY...! IIIII LOOK AT ALLL THE LONELY PEOPLE! ELEANOR rubfy DIRD INEBRIATED DHAV CHRIH CRVES ALLLLLLLLL THE LONELY PEOPLE!!!!
ParadoxicalWhim: Socks?
Me: Yes
ParadoxicalWhim: Are you ok?
Me: Probably not.
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Another Paradoxical Powwow:
Me: I'm sad that your phone can't take Japanese. So I can't annoy you.
ParadoxicalWhim: Thank God!!!!
Me: (~_~;)
ParadoxicalWhim: I don't know what that means...
Me: It's a face. AN UPSET FACE.
ParadoxicalWhim: Well look who's suddenly having feelings. Great Job.
Me: *sob sob* DOMOOOOOOOO
ParadoxicalWhim: Ok. Ok. I didn't mean that. Easy...
Me: It's like you're talking to an animal.
ParadoxicalWhim: Now that you mention it...
Me: Oh thanks. REAL nice.
ParadoxicalWhim: No. Unless you're a werewolf. And if you are, I have bigger problems than how I'm texting.
Me: I'm batman, not a werewolf.
ParadoxicalWhim: Ok good! Wait... What?
Me: I'm batman... *disappears into the shadows*
ParadoxicalWhim: NOT AGAIN!
Me: BATMAN.
ParadoxicalWhim: Does batman have a frying pan?
Me: Batman doesn't NEED a frying pan. He has a baterang.
ParadoxicalWhim: Crap.
Me: ahahahahahahahah
