Hey , it's me Keoria(honestly, who else would it be? No one expect for me, myself and I are allowed to touch this book!)
I hope you guys aren't feeling suicidal or homicidal because there was some terrible shit back in the other chapter.
I show all my chapters to Winona and Violet before I put a big 'finished stamp' across it and Winona said that the last chapter was way too depressing and I should change Celeste's character to a whiny old man who tried to kidnap me and then told me his sad story of why he decided to become gross and kidnap me.
I actually begun having homicidal thoughts towards Winona when she said that. How the hell is that any better?
Anyway, I hope you guys aren't dead.
Winona and Violet forced me to write this or they said they'd hack into my Instagram account and post ugly photos of me.
I became very afraid at this stage, I'll now do anything they say.
I hope you guys aren't depressed or psychopaths now.
Winona also says she wants me to make a boyfriend for her, I had to explain to her that this is a non-fiction book and I just changed people's names so I don't get sued.
She said she still wants me to make her boyfriend.
So here it is; Winona has a boyfriend and he's imaginary as Jessie, Jasmine's imaginary friend.
Winona is terribly angry right now and she says she's going to get the whip.
Please, she doesn't have a whip!
Oh, it's Blair's Hello Kitty belt, I'm going to stop writing now.
YOU ARE READING
Dancing on Eggshells
Teen FictionMeet Keoria Atkins. Keoria is quirky, unusual, unique, unsure of herself and has too much honesty for her own good. As well as being unusual herself, Keoria 's personal life is far from normal: Her parents are both psychologists who never shut up ab...
