"i blew up the house" Ruvik stated as he talked to Sebastian on the phone. Silence...Then a deep sigh. "How did you do that...?" Ruvik smiled "I..I tried to cook and it blew up.." Seb shook his head "you little idiot.>I'll be home soon. please try not to demolish any other buildings..." he nodded "Will do..."
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The Evil Within [CRACK]
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