I looked at the video.
"Well this.... is.. Cool. "
Well basically he is a porn star an he fucks 12 bitches a day. My boyfriend is a grade a pornstar. Great.
OHHHH I'm just playing. He ain't no gosh darn porn star. 😂
In the video, he was sitting at a grand piano at some huge concert. He was playing a song I've heard on the radio before. I was confused bc the title read my original- never feeling sad ~ jay c
WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK?! He got a mf code name. No wonder I didn't know he wrote the song.
"Soooo yeah. I'm kinda famous on YouTube." He said with a half smile.
This video had 49.5 MILLION views. I think it's getting to be more than just YouTube.
"Is this all you wrote ? What do you post? How many subscribers do you have? Why didn't I know this?" I had so many question.
He pulled up his channel. 56 million mf subscribers. HOW THE MOTHER FUCK?
" sooooooooo how are the paparazzi not all over you ?" I asked with all curiosity.
"Well I'm not that famous." He answered simply.
I cocked my head fully to the side and have him the face of "BULL SHIT".
His eyes widened and he laughed really loud but it was short. I looked around to see if anyone was looking. Nope. I guess no one is nosy at this time of day.
We finally sat down at a two chaired table. He sat directly in front of me. I looked at the menu that was already placed in front of both of us.
"Well I think I want this. But I also want this." Ceejay said as though he was really contemplating life. The waiter came by.
"Bonjour madame et monsieur. How are you on this fine night?" Said the waiter with a French accent. "I'll have the French toast and and orange juice." I said. "Please" I quickly added. "What will be your sauce?" He said with a wide smile, making his mustache appear curled at the ends.
"Uuuuummmm, syrup?" I said in a questioning voice. He looked at me as though I said something wrong.
"As you wish Madame"he smiled.
"I'll have the broccoli soufflé fondue please" ceejay said with confidence.
The waiter looked at him long and hard. "Sir that is not served here. Or anywhere else that I can think of. I laughed historically.
"Ok I'll have what the lady is having." He said blushing and grabbing my hand, kissing it on the top.
The waiter walked away with our orders.
I pulled out my phone and scrolled on my twitter.
It had been at least a good 3 minutes and I looked up to see ceejay just gazing at my face.
"Why are you staring at me?" I said looking down all shyly.
"Bc you're so beautiful." He said, reaching his hand Orr the table and stroking my face.
"Oh mannn." I said blushing really hard.
"God thank you for blessing me with this gorgeous girl. " he said looking up at the ceiling.
After 5 minutes went past, the food came.
We sat and ate casually looking at each other.
"You're so gosh darn mother fricking cute " I said now staring at him eat his French toast.
He looked up with his cheeks stuffed.
"Huh" he said with his mouth full.
"What" I questioned. "You were staring at me" he said swallowing the rest of the syrupy toast.
"I'm just looking at a really cute boy" I said smirking.
The waiter walked past. "Check please" ceejay said politely. She nodded in acknowledgment and kept walking.
So we sat there waiting for a check an staring at each other.
The waiter came by shortly with our check.
We both just looked at the check. "Well zaïna. Get your purse"
"McScuse me bitch?" I said with my head cocked. "You took me out on a date so-" he interrupted me at that moment. " I'm kidding" he said "hahaha" he laughed. "Yeahh. I totally knew that. I was testing you" I lied helplessly. He pulled out a leather black wallet. So basic. He pulled out a 100$ bill. "Keep the change" he said with a smile towards the waitress. And I swear when he smiled I saw a sparkle.
