the sound of someone snoring wake him up. hinata felt like the dumbest person in the world as he couldn't remember why he's not in his bed.
he looked to his left, he screamed to find kageyama beside him.
"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NAKED BESIDE ME?!"
kageyama rolled down the bed. as in, fall.
"FUCK DON'T JUST SCREAM AT MY FACE LIKE THAT DUMBASS" he shouted back at him.
"WELL ANSWER ME WHY ARE WE NAKED?!" hinata get out of the bed and put his shirt on.
kageyama stood up to grab his shit as well. "don't ask me you're the one who wanted to go to kuroo's party."
"it's kenma's."
"whatever they're basically one individual." kageyama continued as he wore his jeans.
"no i'm serious bro we were pretty drunk last night who knows what could happen like" hinata continued babbling but kageyama was too busy checking his phone, surprisingly, he had a new message from an unknown number.
unknown : last night was pretty fucked up am i right daddy
kageyama : who's this?
unknown : are you serious?
kageyama : ....?
unknown : *picture sent*
his eyes went wide in a quick and the room was filled with kageyama's screamings.
"WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT FUCK FUCK HOLY FUCKING HELL"
hinata ran out the bathroom swinging a towel as if he was a ninja. "WHAT HAPPENED?!"
kageyama turned around to face hinata. "fuck who was that other person?!"
"eh what person?"
"...we had a threesome last night."
"hOLY SHIT WHAT NOW?"
kageyama throw hinata his phone and he sat back drown, trying to recall the third guy.
kageyama : yea hi this is hinata and fUCKING HELL I AM DISGUSTED
unknown : mm daddy no.2 ur so meann
kageyama : sHUT UP WTF
hinata throw kageyama's phone back to who it belongs to. the picture of him, kageyama, and another guys' leg was still in his mind.
unknown : daddy forgot me already
kageyama : who tf are you omg
unknown : hehehe if u want to know so bad i'll post it tonight on instagram
his eyes went wide as his fingers were ready to type and kageyama was shaking his head repeatedly. as soon as hinata saw this, he joined in.
kageyama : YOU BITCH DONT YOU DARE
unknown : hhnnng daddy hhhnnng
in an instant, kageyama closed his phone and locked the screen. he turned his head to face a very scared hinata. "what the hell are we gonna fucking do?!" hinata exclaimed.
"CALM DOWN DUMBASS I'M TRYING TO THINK" he ran a hand through his hair in frustration.
once that picture goes viral, life will never be the same for them.
"fuck fuck okay let's just uh.. oh, it must be from nekoma right?" kageyama guessed.
hinata nodded his head. "yeah yeah i mean i don't think there's no other school last nigh- fuck what do i remember about last night." he rolled his eyes.
kageyama groaned. "let's get out of here and go straight to nekoma's gym, we gotta stop this person before they upload the picture"
"fUCK"
"wHAT?"
"idk the picture's still in my head."
"WELL GET IT OFF OK WE GOTTA GIVE ALL OUR SHIT TO CONCENTRATE BEFORE THE PICTURE GOES VIRAL"
the two boys scurried off from what seems to be a hotel- nope, apparently they did their precious threesome under nekoma's roof.
"fucking hell.." kageyama cursed. "what?!" hinata snapped, already done with kageyama's shit. "this guy's still kink shaming me."
hinata looked to kageyama's phone.
unknown : daddy don't ignore me
unknown : hnnnnggg
unknown : those thighss hnngg
unknown : i want em between m leggssss mmm
in an instant, hinata grabbed his phone and started typing what seems like a 'fuck you' but before he could hit send, kageyama snatch his phone back. "DONT TYPE THAT" he exclaimed and made hinata confused. "WHY THE HELL NOT?"
"CAUSE THEY MIGHT GET ANGRY, AND THEY JUST MIGHT POST THE PICTURE BEFORE WE GET TO THEM, LIKE, RIGHT NOW." kageyama explained. "now that you mention it, why don't they just post it right now?"
the question that came out hinata made kageyama silent. "that's it we gotta go to their gym right now."
hinata and kageyama walk faster and faster for each minute, that they end up opening the door like a maniac. "WHO WAS IT HUH?" kageyama shouted.
kenma, who just tossed a ball, look at them and gave the two a bored look. "who was what?"
kageyama let out his phone and show it to kenma as kenma walk to him. "this number! who is this?"
he shrugged. "i don't save a lot of numbers."
"FUCKIng HELL" kageyama groaned, "kuroo could probably help you though." kenma suggested, going back to the court and continue to toss balls. "where's kuroo?" hinata asked.
"he didn't come to school today because of the party, just come back tomorrow."
"WE DONT HAVE TOMORROW" they shouted at the same time. with a heavy heart, the two of them left their gym. hinata and kageyama just sat down in front of the door, thinking about how ruined they will be by the time the sun rises.
"guess this is it." kageyama said desperately. hinata nodded in agreement. "never will i ever go to the same party you're in."
"fuck you."
"you already did."
"well fuck you again."
"omg why don't we just call that third guy, and see which phone rang." hinata said. "oH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT WHAT THE HELL" kageyama quickly call the unknown number, and hinata popped his head back into the gym.
"OKAY ITS RINGING" kageyama said as his eyes went wide.
hinata kept on scanning the room until he found a phone ringing. "OMG KAG-"
"hey lev i told you to put your phone on silent during practice, didn't i?!"
lev.
"LEV?!" kageyama and hinata shouted at the same time. and it was loud, loud enough to reach the point where lev knew they were there.
"ooooOOOOOHH HEY GUYS!"
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my first one-shot and i'm sorry
lmao and yeah they did their
precious threesome with lev omg
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too drunk to recall | kagehina one shot
Fanfiction"fuck who was that other person?!" "eh what person?" "...we had a threesome last night." － in which kageyama and hinata were too drunk to know what they were doing, ended up having a threesome and forget who the third person was on the next morning.
