The Secret Live of Hrondella

Chapter 1: The Wake Upcall

Rondel pOV

One day I was woke up. I was un chica :). I was named Rhondellu. I smacked the alar,m that was yelling like BEEP BEPEGE/ . My mama was screemin like hey gurl get. on Down here. OMG JUST ONE MORE SNORGH O SUNNY D I yelledied. I had to rtun arund my ruum skreemin I <3 1D! Then I had to go to deat some brakfazt toast. i did yes put syrup butter on em. It was really korn syruo, though yes. Go and die said my momn.a. ONG just shup up ya commie.i yelled at her. Then iram to my roomgh and I looks a6yh. Yak ant hide foheva ya burn boil said I. DIE said her-she-lady-thing. Noopel said me face flabber hole. I looked at the mirror and I said Dang I gotta get my eyebrows done. So I wet there but they was closed. Gosh flob huckle beggin dar it. There was another sign or was there?????????? It said dont trust goghy if yah know wat I meen. I don't understand yer gosh darn hick hilbilly speak. then i Had to get on a bussss. it stoPed. i got on.

buss drivvers POve

nope

Rondeluak htfsPOVsc

why

bussSSss dirvvvver PoV

ya dunt got na munneys

Roneeg POf

yeah i DOOO!

bus DrIVER pov

fine get On. ya grody.

Rondellhii POv

HooH HUh.

(Authors Note: Chapter Two is on its way. Ya just gotta be patient.)