5: Anime

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I need help.
HELP MEEEE ANIME HAS TAKEN OVER MY LIFE!!!!!

But seriously, I'm so addicted I should go to Anime Anonymous... Is that a thing?

And now I think everyone is ugly compared to anime...

Like, no. You think J-Law is hot? Try looking at anyone in any anime ever.

AND WHY THE FUCK ARE THE THEME SONGS SO CATCHY? ITS MORE CONTAGIOUS THEN THE DANCING FEVER. ITS NOT EVEN IN ENGLISH AND IM SCREAMING IT AROUND THE HOUSE WHILE DANCING.

I'm obsessing so much it's like a religion. Next thing you know, I'll be knocking on your door saying "Would you like to hear about our lord and savior Naruto?"

But seriously it makes you feel all fuzzy inside. It's like "You got a friend in me, even though I'm in your TV"

And whenever you watch a non-anime show your just like

"wtf why does everyone look so ugly?"

"WHY DOESNT THE MAIN CHARACTER EAT A TON WTF"

"Wow I almost forgot what pimples looked like"

I should be on My Strange Addiction.
"Hello, I'm Amanda and I'm addicted to anime"

BUT SERIOUSLY HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT ANY ANIMAL THATS IN AN ANIME! THEY ARE SOOOOO CUTE!!!! WOOF WOOF

...calm down Amanda...

Deep breaths....

KAY BYE PEPES!!!

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