Le trumps pov
"Le tony purry is a Mexican, he must be deported!" I said out loud while looking at the smexy mexicans picture.
Oml he turns me on so much! I've fapped to his picture so many times before! He has been meh secret crush for a while now, but once he us back in Mexico, ill never have to think about him again!
"Deport him at once! Once the last of them are back in Mexico, build the wall!"
Le wall that will keep me from being SO turned on by all dem mexicans! More specifically tony purry! Oml he is so fluffing smexy I mean like look at dat sexy ass, like rawr cx *nuzzles tony purry*
"Yes sir, I'll be right on it." Said the worker in the room.
"Thanks Jordan." I said pointing to the door.
"My name is Jaden sir."
"Yea what ever Jessica." Oml why won't she just leave.
"Yea wut ever, c ya later, fuq you trump, imma c meh best fwend turtle, bc she lubs meh, YOU NEVER DID TRUMP, YOU NEVER DID." She yelled and ran out of meh office.
Yea, we had a thing going on but I dumped her bc her loan to me wasn't small enough, eh, not like I care doh, tony purry is all I need.
Nu, trump, get your self together, he will turn you on and you'll never beh dah prez of dah USA, I just have to put the walls up and I'll never have to deal with his smexy ass again.
Maybe I should see him play live, at least once, just to see him before he gets deported.
Trump, I know what your thinking, don't blow it you idiot.
I can go to the show and I'll blend in really well with meh skiny jeans and sleeping with sirens extra large band tee ^-^ Oml imma see meh senpai!!
Well I tried, now you'll never beh dah prez of dah USA now, great going trump.
I turned on meh computer and looked up the next ptv show that was closest in my area, and I saw that the next one was tomorrow. I smiled and leaned back in my chair and I day dream about meh senpai.
Okie I know it's a short first chapter cx but no worries, this is just kind of a teaser before this book really starts, I'll probably of update this when I have little bits of time because this isn't really my top priority on wattpad, this is just kinda for fun cx lol I'll probably update one of my other stories by let's say the end of next week hopefully ^-^ lub you meh adorable turtles!
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The Wall
FanfictionTony and Donald Trump fan fic Trump deports illegal mexicans bc they turn him on, and it's not okay with the public knowing that your turned on. He meets tony perry and sees that he was born in Mexico and wants to build a wall using a small loan of...