JACOB SAGGYTITS- AN AMAZING STORY

Chapter One

THIS IS ALL GONNA BE IN CAPS LOCK BTW AND DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU LIKE HIM (MOST 8YR OLDS) BUT THIS IS JUST A BIT OF FUN SO DONT JUDGE BECAUSE I WILL HAVE ALOT OF GRAMMAR MISTAKES AND SPELLING MISTAKES.

JACOB SAGGYTITS IS A 13 YEAR OLD WHO HAS A THING CALLED '13YRS OLD BUT LOOKS 8.'

IT IS A VERY SERIOUS CONDITION AND UNFORTUNATELY THAT MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE AN 8YR OLD TRYNA BE A FUCKBOII BUT EY WHO CARES RIGHT? AS LONG AS HE HAS HOW MANY FOLLOWERS ON MUSICAL.LY.

HE HAS AMAZING TALENTS LIKE LIP-SYNCING TO SONGS AND RAPPING HIS ABC'S OH AND DONT FORGET HIS AMAZING COMEBACKS TO RICEGUM LIKE 'YOU LOOK LIKE A CRUSTY POTATO'!!

HE IS IN A TOUR NAMED MAGCON WITH A LOAD OF OLDER PEOPLE BUT YANOO AGE DOESNT MATTER RIGHT?

JACOB HAS MANY HATERS AND FEW SUPPORTERS AND SOME PEOPLE WHO JUST THINK HES CUTE/HOT.

ANYWAY ONE DAY SAGGYTITS DECIDED TO GET A CHIPOTLE. HE WENT THERE AND A FEW HATERS SAW HIM. THEY WENT TO CHIPOTLE AND PUT POISON IN HIS FOOD. JACOB ATE HIS FOOD AND DIED. MANY PEOPLE CHEERED AND FEW CRIED.

NO HATE THIS WAS JUST BECAUSE I WAS BORED AND HAD A MASSIVE ARGUMENT WITH MY FRIEND OVER RICEGUM. SHE THINKS HES MEAN I THINK HES A LEGEND SO YEAH.

HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT. WELL OBVI U ENJOYED IT ITS ABOUT DADDY JACOB YUMMY.