Fighting For Falling- One Piece fanfiction

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“The Worst Curse is to be Utterly Average”

Caroline

One Piece Fanfiction- Alright so let’s go back a couple of days back to before we left from Water Seven, to all of the episodes of filler. I had to go back and do this, it would be hilarious, and foreshadowing for later- So sorry if the timeline seems like an episode of Lost

Season 9 Episode 318- The Mother Is Strong! Zoro's Slapstick Housework Help

      Nami, Robin and I all decided to go shopping before we left Water Seven in a couple of days, or whenever Franky got down building our new ship. We were walking down the main streets mostly just window shopping since none of us are really big shopper, except for Nami some times. The only real time we buy something is if we’re with Sanji and he buys it for us, which is awesome.

      Anyways we were drinking some fruity drinks outside in a restaurant, and Nami was talking about how broke we were since we didn’t have any money because all of it is going to the new ship. That was when we saw Zoro just flying by seeming like he was running away from something.

      “Did you guys see that?” Robin asked looking around at how fast he went by.

      “Do you think he’s in trouble?” Nami wondering sipping her drink.

      “What other reason would he be running so fast?” I commented thinking. “Whatever he’s a big boy he can take care of himself,”  

A while later we’re shopping again and we lost Robin for a while. She was there for a minute and then we turned out heads to look again and she was gone.

      “Where did Robin go now?” Nami asked as we all looked around.

      “Maybe she saw something she liked, elsewhere, I’ll go look for her,” I said as I started to walk in another direction.

      Water Seven is a very confusing place to get lost in, I wouldn’t blame Luffy or Zoro for getting lost. It’s not on a grid system, it’s on so there’s space over here? Let’s make an alley, we need to get over here? Let’s make a bridge to go over this river. So I just walked through the first ally that was closest and bumped right into Zoro.

      “Aaahahhh, you,” he pushed me to the side before I could actually get a good look at him. He was holding three babies in a kangaroo pouch around his neck, and a belly shirt.

      What the hell? “Where did you get those babies?” I asked in almost disbelief, “What are you wearing?”

      “It’s a long story,” he grumbled.

      “It’s not a nine month long story is it?” I asked getting concerned.

      Shaking his head repeatedly he goes, “Nonnoononono, listen these kids that helped me out earlier think that I am their brother, and they told their foster mom, so now she thinks I’m her son, and now I’m taking care of these kids, help me!”

      “That still doesn’t explain that monstrosity you are wearing,” I asked pulling the babies off of him and he handed the kangaroo pouch to me.

      Getting really grumpy he mutters, “One of those things peed on me,”

      Laughing at him he gets really pissed, “It’s not funny!” he yelled.

      “Yes it is,” I told him still laughing. 

      “Come on, I’m going back to the mother to tell her that I’m done,” he told me as I followed him.