DEADPOOL (killer badass)

I ran past Wolverine screaming on the top of my lungs "TACOS!!!". I ran up to the taco stand and ordered 100 tacos. but after he handed me the tacos the man pulled out a gun and shot a hole through my stomach. I then got angry because I couldn't eat my tacos till my stomach was rebuilt. I pulled out my swords and cut of his arms before he could move then I pulled out a grenade and shoved it down his throat then i ran away carrying my tacos. I then ran past Wolverine again and yelled " WE GOT THE TACOS NOW TIME TO KICK SOME ASS". I saw a couple badies and decided to kill them with a new invention of mine the dildo shooter it shoots dildos or hot dogs at high speeds so it can kill them. i shot a dildo at one of the enemy's when he bent over and hit him right in the ass. it shot up his ass and out his mouth. i then pulled out a rocket launcher and shot the rest of them with a taco shaped rocket. we then went towards a building and i blew it up.

Wolverine looked at me pissed and said " YOU WERE SPOSE TO WAIT TILL AFTER WE LEAVE". I looked at him and said "oopsies my bad" we left on a boat ( i thought it was stupid since i can totally drive a helicopter)