Daddy Jones

Chapter One

So like Hook is fucking dead. A couple months ago we saw Emma Swan drive a fucking sword into Hook, like he's dead. No one can survive that. But A&E were like "Oh shit. That was the only good thing on our show. Well we have Regina and-wait no SwanQueen. Nonononono. No" and then they gave all the dark power to Mr. Gold bc who even likes him. I mean Rumpel is awesome, but Gold? No. And then Emma finds out and she's like "you little bitch" and Gold's like "I know. Lmao" and since Emma is fucking done with dead people, she literally forces her family to go to Underworld with her. Anyways, so there's this boat that they took to get there and it took like 5 fucking months. What you didn't know is that some things happened on that boat. Things that are not to be discussed......
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Emma Swan ran her fingers through her long blonde locks and looked around. It was foggy so she couldn't really see much. She turned to Regina who was sitting quite close to her.
"Fuckmelana."
"Hmm?"
"I mean-How long have we've been here?"
"About a couple weeks. Why?"
Emma's face changed to worry after Regina answer. A couple weeks? How long does it take normally to get to the underworld? Were they even close? A million questions were running through Emma's head and she couldn't find a single answer. She closed her eyes and leaned back falling asleep.
"Emma!"
The reconizable voice of Emma's father rang through Emma's ears as she shot up, barely falling into the waters beneath them.
"Holy FUCK!"
Everyone went to Emma to see if she was okay.
"You don't want to go in there. Because if you do then you'll end up in a far worse place than where we're going."
Regina rolled her eyes and scoffed.
"Gold please, we've all been to your shop and your castle."
There was silence.
"Actually Miss Mills I was talking about the stable where your mother killed Daniel, but since you don't think that was a terrible place to be then I guess all those things you did to Snow White and her family were intentional which proves that you were a bad person right from the start."
Regina gasped at Gold's response.
"You little bitch. No one asked for your fucking opinion."
Robin Hood stood up and started defending his love.
"And if you hadn't persuaded her. Regina would had never been the Evil Queen."
Gold laughed.
"I have my intentions"
Regina and Robin looked at each other.
"Of what? Trying to find your son who didn't want to be found, then finally accepting you as a father, but only to die not even half a season later?"
"Hey!"
Emma shot up and barged her way into the argument.
"I love him too."
The others stared at Emma for what seemed like a hundred years. Finally Snow spoked.
"Do you mean loved?"
"Yeah that's what I just said. I mean I've always loved Graham and that's why we're going to get him."
Snow looked at her in confusion.
"Uh 1. They were talking about Neal. And 2. We're getting Hook back."
"Yeah I know Hook. The one who said he was an author only to turn into wood because I didn't believe in myself and-wait I'm way off aren't I?"
Everyone nodded.
"Well why don't we bring them all back?"
Regina shook her head.
"No Emma it doesn't work like that. We're getting Hook back from the Underworld and that's that. We don't need the entire Emma-Boyfriend-Squad."
Emma turned her back, walked to other side of the boat, sat down, and started sulking.
"The Emma-Boyfriend-Squad sounds fucking amazing."