Ashley Purdy Quotes

Here is my second BVB quote book, and it will have Ashley Pure Outlaws quotes. (: Please enjoy army!

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"Alcohol doesn't make you fat... it makes you lean... on tables, chairs & random people!"

"Being called weird is like being called limited edition. Meaning your something people don't see that often."

"I'm going to go take a hot shower. It's Like a normal shower, but with me in it."

"Being normal, what's that? That's a setting on a washing machine, no one wants to be that."

"Suicide isn't cowardly. I'll tell you what is cowardly; treating people so badly that they want to end their lives."

"Before you ask someone why he or she hates you, ask yourself why you should even care."

"People are like boobs.. Some are big, some are small, some are real and some are fake!"

"Yeah Jake and Jinxx play guitars, Andy sings, I run around topless and play for the ladies."

"I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.

"I put my phone on airplane mode and it didn't fly. Worst. Transformer. Ever."