Person:who are you looking at
Other person:your dads incorrect use of a condom
Girl:you suck
Guy:isn't that your job?
Mean girl:hahahhahah
Guy:I didn't know some girls can be such dicks I guess you are what you eat
Mean guy:I stole something from you
Other guy:I stole your moms virginity
Guy:do you have a sister
Other guy:no
Guy:well you are going to have one in 9 months
