When someone insults you about how you look or dress:
1.(Allow them to talk for a few seconds then calm down and do your thing )
*pulls out a small mirror*
"Honey I know you must be talking about yourself I mean look at the mirror."
*shows them their ugly reflection for a few moments then drops and breaks mirror *
Oh whale 🐳🐋. The mirror couldn't handle your hideous attire or better yet you as a person. Better check yourself before you wreck yourself.
*walks away from person while deciding not to care*
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Other phrases to be used :
2.
☆] I bet your momma would love to hear all those lovely things you said that describe her. Good thing the apple fell right from the tree. ^-^
3.
♤] To bad you described yourself and not me because it sounds to me like you can't be ever on my level.
4.
◇] I can't wait to start caring about you. Call me when I start to ☎📞 which would be never. (This comeback can be used for any situation)
4.
♧] Ugh. No one wants to hear about your lame wardrobe. Bye 👋✌.
5.
°] These are shoes. Nothing else if you want the brand it's (Nike, Adidas, Jordans, LeBron etc.) Your pretty stupid to not know what these are.
6.
×] When someone says Damn Daniel....
Congrats in knowing your colors but not people's names. FYI these aren't vans stupid.
