I'm having a nightmare where Rhoda "my teacher" is attacking me and chasing me with her flaming marshmallow gun.
My nightmare is over and I wake up to a grumpy stylist. She says that she was so humiliated by me last night, that I would have to make my own dress for the annual interviews by Caesar Flickerman.
So I decided to steal the table cloth from the dining room table. This makes me feel like a rebel. Keem tells me that I'm no rebel, just a sorry excuse of a humiliating piece of ass.
During the Interview...
I walk up the steps and fall flat on my face. What a great start! I am so happy because all of the audience is laughing! The last question Ceasar asked me was "Do you miss your parents?"
I answered "yes, well only my mother. I miss my mother so much, even though she calls me a stupid ass wagon every day, I know she doesn't mean it."
After the interviews I go to my room without supper, I go to sleep.
