Dating Crap

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Shyla- I'M BAAA~AAACK!
Kylee- I'M THE GOLDEN NOOOO~OOODLE.
Laurance- Oh no. Look. It's the phycopaths that locked us in this book.
Aphmau- Uh, yeah, Laurance, I kinda agree.
Kylee- Whatever! You guys are just jealous because you guys are crusty pasta! Now, we have a truth and dare for you peeps......Garroth! Truth or dare?
Garroth- D-D-D-Dare....
Laurance- (Stutter King.....heheh)
Shyla- Go up to an old man and ask if he's interested in dating!
Aphmau- AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OH, THAT'S AWESOME! WHO RECOMMENDED THAT?!
Shyla- Kylee did....hahah!
Garroth- DO YOU GUYS REALLY WANT TO PUT ME THROUGH HELL?!
Aphmau- Each person who does the dare gets a kiss!
*Garroth, Laurance, Dante, Aaron, Travis, Katelyn and Kylee raises they're hands*
Aphmau- Uhh....wow. I better go get meh lip gloss then, huh? *goes into bathroom*
Shyla- If you kiss the old man, Aphmau will make out with you!
Aphmau- WAT.
*same people raise they're hands*
Katelyn- I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.
Aphmau- *blushes* KATELYN! YOU LESBIAN! GO AWAY!

*Kylee and Garroth kissed an old man and asked if he was interested in dating....LEL*
Aphmau- *groans* I guess I have to make out with these two, huh? *reapplies lip gloss* Well, I'm not doing it in front of everyone, so......GARROTH AND KYLEE COME WITH ME.

*They go away into the woods*

Zane- Well....this will be a great result. Haha!

*they come back 1 hour later, Aphmau's hair is messed up, Kylee has a 'bruise' on her neck, and Garroth had Aphmau's hand around him, looking down in embarrassment*
All- A-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Garroth- MOVING ON! Aaron! Truth or dare?
Aaron- Uhh, truth.
Garroth- IS IT TRUE THAT YOU'RE DATING APHMAU?!?!
Aaron- Uhhhh.....NO COMMENT. *runs away*

R.I.P Aaron, for making Garroth T'd off.

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