Dumb Time Travelers R US

{this book is stupid on purpose.}

(SHORT STORY)

Book one, Part One

Electro Botts was a normal 12-year-old, who didn't want to go to school. She was going to Brownstone Middle, and today was her first day. But she didn't get her schedule yet. Confused, she got on the bus to go to her new school.

The kids babbled on and on.

Finally, the bus reached it's destination: The School. Going to the office, Electro asked for her schedule. "It's a little late, hun. What's your name?"

"Electro."

"Last name?"

"Botts."

The woman in the office gasped. "Oh, you're not getting your schedule, hun."

"Why? It was never mailed to me..."

"There was a reason for that."

"Why?!"

"A psychic." Electro was very confused now. "Umm..., dare I ask, 'Why?'?" The office woman shook her head. "She said that the new student would be a robot."

"ROBOT?!" This was getting ridiculous! "Yes. Now, freak, go and never return to this school!!!"

"Fine with me," Electro said.

NO SCHOOL?! YEAH!!

She even did 'the Robot' out of the building for effect.

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Book one, Part Two

Doing 'the Robot' home, and laughing her butt off, Electro opened the front door. She was greeted by her puzzled mother. "Why are you here?!" Electro laughed. "Because the office woman thought I was a robot."

Her mother was even MORE confused now. "Robot? What is this nonsense? I'll have to contact the school right away!"

; 5 minutes later ;

"Well, they think you're a robot."

"Yup."

"Which is why we're transporting you to WellWater Prep."

"AWW!"

"Yup." Electro groaned.

ANOTHER SCHOOL?!

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Book One, Part Three

"Hi. I. Am. E-lec-tro Botts. And. I. Am. A. Ro-bot. Beep, bop, BOOOOP." And, everyone screamed. She was kicked out.

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"I. Am. A. Ro-bot." And out of Hayes High.

"Beep." Out of RiverSide.

"Bop." Out of BayWood.

"Boop," and out of every school in the world.

Except for two.

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Book One, Part Four

"Old Ladies' High, a High-school for ELDERLY WOMEN?"

"Yeah. It's the only school left, hun. They all think you're a robot."

"Well, OK, then."

The next day, Electro dressed up as an elderly, and put up the same act she normally did.

"A-a-ah-ah-hh," the elderlies shouted.

"Y-y-y-you're n-n-not welcome here!" One old lady said, jabbing a finger in Electro's direction.

'And, bye-bye school,' Electro thought, happily.

But man, was she in for a surprise......

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Book One, Part Five

"There's one more school," Electros mom said. "Where is it?"

Electro's mom smiled.

"Here."

"What?"

"HERE."

"I'm being home-schooled?!"

"Yup."

'It'll be harder getting out of this school... but I can do it.'

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Book One, Part Six

"I am a ro-bot!"

"Hun, that isn't gonna fool me."

'We'll see about that!'

"Beep boo booooooooppp..."

"AHHHH! YOUR... Your a robot?!"

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Book One, Part Seven

'HAHA IT WORKED!!'

"Beep bop boop... I am a RO-BOT."

"AHHHHHHHHH!"

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Book One, Part Eight

Electro's mom had disappeared.

So Electro stood there, laughing and laughing. And then laughing some more.

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.

Electro's mom opened the door slowly.

There was an army person. "Hello, Ms. Botts. We're here to execute your daughter."

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Book One, Part Nine

"What? Mom, I was just-" Electro thought it over. If she said it wasn't real, IMAGINE THE TROUBLE SHED BE IN!

So instead she stood there, stupidly, awaiting her execution.

Suddenly there was a blast of light.

A robot was there, but looked like a human as well. "I'm from the Future. Come with me if you want to live, Electro Botts."

Electro didn't have to hear it twice!

She grabbed the robot's hand, and in a FLASH, they were gone.

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THE END. THE END OF MY STUPID STORY DEDICATED TO @maddiebadu.

We thought of it together (;

Book Two, Coming Soon.

Join Electro Botts in the FUTURE!

-- ZO-E THE AWE-SOME. (;