So yeah this is my life pretty much. My name is David and if you read anything about my bio, it's probably pretty accurate because I'm not super worried about some random internet person trying to stalk me. I'm pretty awesome, so I don't know who wouldn't want to stalk me. I will be writing all of the wonderful and of course the not so wonderful things that happen in my life. Clearly it was the title that brought you in, with its interesting alliteration. Or maybe it was the horribly cropped picture of the text "Deary Diary". No matter what brought you here, hopefully you can appreciate the struggles of my life as comedic things that don't happen to you. As I always like to say "Comedy happens to other people, while tragedy happens to you." I'm sure you won't see it that way.
