Analog High (JackSepticEye X Reader) (AU)

Welp, I'm All Outta Coffee.

[(Y/n)'s POV]

Yay, high school! Not. Ugh, just another group of girls to make fun of my flannel. As I walk into the school, weirdly named Analog High IMHO, I just feel - out of place. Then again, I did hate my old school.

{Le Time Skip}

Ugh. That's a way to start the FIRST DAY at a new school. I bumped into someone. AND spilled my coffee on them. Great. This day is gonna suck.

"Oh. MY GOD. I am SO SO SO sorry!", I apologized, getting napkins out of my pocket. "Um, it's fine...".

I recognized that voice, so I looked up.

Standing in front of me, was THE JackSepticEye. "Wait, you're HIM? JackSepticEye?!", I oh-so stupidly said. "Yep. But uh, call me Jack or Sean if you want. Oh yeah, plus, don't be sorry about the coffee. It's fine. I can clean it up quick. Also, I haven't seen you around the school... Wait! Aren't you (Y/N) (L/N)?!", he asked/yelled. "One, yes, that's me. Two, HOLY JEEBUS MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!". I shouted. "Get used to that."

"So, lass. Ya must be pretty lost. Need help?", he questioned. "Actually, yeah. Thanks.", I agreed.

Suddenly, a guy with dyed-red hair walked up to Jack, looking at his phone. I looked up and saw that it was Mark! As in Markiplier! "Hey Jack, did ya get the e-mail from Wade tha-", he paused. And looked at me.

He slides over to Jack and mumbles, "Who's the cutie in flannel?", making me blush. "Mark, this is (Y/n). The new girl, remember?", it was almost like everybody  knows about me. Already. Sean looked at me again. "Shit, class starts really soon. Hey, (Y/n), what class do you have now?", he asked.

"Um, English.", I told him. "Cool! Mark and I have it right now too! Let's go!". Sean grabbed my arm and we basically just ran through the halls as the bell rang. I walked into the room, and felt something touch my BaCkSiDe. I yelped. Did somebody just grab my ass? Yep, looks like it.

I turned around to see who it was.

"Name's Sam. Sam Pepper," he explained. "Call me later.", he said, handing me a piece of paper with his number. Then he winked at me.

Three thoughts:

1. Did somebody just grab my ass?

2. He disgusts me.

3. Did somebody just grab my ass?

Anyway, I sat in my seat, in Mr. Jefferson's Class. (A/n - Yeah, I just did that. I just pissed off the entire LiS fandom.) Jack was to my left, Mark to my right. The actual PEWDIEPIE was in front of me. Ass-grabbing perv sitting behind me, unfortunately. I paid at least SOME attention to the lesson. God, Shakespeare?! I learned everything about him last year. Starred in every play. I was HERMIA for Christ's sake!

Feeling a paper airplane hit my head, I noticed it was from Douchebag Lennyface. Unfolding it, I read the note.

Hey BB. Ur a$$ looks adorable from here.

          -bae

I crumpled it up and threw it from all the way across the room into the trash bin. Ballin'. Hell yes.

The class was finally over.

{Time Skip}

[Jack's POV]

Cafeteria.

Mystery meat.

BEST FRIENDS! :D

I sat next to Mark and (Y/n) wasn't there yet. "So, uh, Jack? Whatdya thing of the new girl?". "Oh, (Y/n)? Awesome! Cool, smart, funny, cute.", I said. Oh shit. "Is Jackaboy crushin' on this girl?". "Wha- NO! (Y/n) is just a friend. THAT'S IT!".

Mark is so fookin' annoying sometimes. But that went away when (Y/n) walked to our table smiling. "Hey guys.", she said sitting down next to me. "Can you believe that perv, Sam? Like seriously, you can't just grab a girl by the ass and expect a girlfriend. Am I right?", she explained. I immediately agreed. "Yeah, it's stupid. If you're gonna be a douche, don't do anything at all. It's sexual assault. Sickens me!".

"Lunch is over, let's go talk by our lockers because reasons.", I joked.

{Another Time Skip Because The Author Is Lazy}

"Guys? Thanks. So much. I'm starting to like this school. Also, I've been thinking about making a channel myself, ya know. Anyways, see you tomorrow peeps!", (Y/n) said, waving. Mark and I waved back. "What the hell, Jack?!", mark blurted out, catching me off guard. "WHAT?!".

"What was with that crap talking about Sam? You know you wanted a piece of that...", he said with a cheeky smile.

"I fookin' hate you, Mark..."

So, first chapter done! I take requests. If you want to see more YouTubers, please comment which ones! I chose a random song, BTW. Just sayin'. K, BAI MY SMOL UNICORNS!