Noragami Yatori one-shots and short talks

Daydream

This is a dream of Yato's and it takes place at her school and he is human and Hiyori's is a 'hero'
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Yato's POV
I was walking to school for a normal school day, when I tripped on that one rock that always gets me.
(Evil rock'^'😈)

Today I was so tired I completely forgot about the stupid rock that made me head strait for the ground. I closed my eyes preparing for the faceplant, but to my surprise, I did not get it, and instead I was hugged by someone. I slowly opened my eyes to see a young woman with pretty, violet eyes staring back at me.
"Are you okay?," a soothing voice said.
I had the perfect chance to talk to her, and maybe start a great relationship. So I have to say the most rememberable words to her that will be known all her life, here it goes...

"...Wwaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!,"was all I could spit out.

...Pity.,pity was put on myself, I had one chance! ONE! And I BLEW IT!! *internally screams*aaaaaaahhhhh!!!
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I could of continued my forever internal screaming,but it was interrupted by a indescribable laugh. I came back to earth while she laughed.

Now I was confused.

"Your funny, I have to go,but I hope you have a wonderful day!," she happily said and then walked away.

I could cry tears of joy right now. From another dull, boring day changed to a hopeful day by her.

"Sh-she saved mee!!," I said happily.
I was now looking forward to seeing her again. Because I lo-

"SHUT UPPP!!!!!," was all I could hear as I was kicked in the stomach very hard.

I was flown across the room and crashed into a wall. I guess Yukine got annoyed by my dream again, but I don't deserve to be about KILLED!!!
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I thought this would be funny so I did it. I thought the ending was funny
Ps:once again, not ma drawin