Hi there my name's Derrick and I'm a *WOOF*puppy!!
WOO
LIFE AS A PUPPY IS SO EXCITING I JUST CAN'T CONTAIN MYSELF IT'S JUST SO-
oops.
*ears go back in fright*
I just... Did wee wee on floor.
*wags tail chaotically*
ANYWAY ANYWAY ANYWAY TODAY I FOUND OUT SOMETHING SO AMAZING IT JUST MADE MY DAY
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT?!
GUESS!
I FOUND A FRIEND!
Oh damn i just told you...
*tail in between legs*
ANYWAY ANYWAY ANYWAY MY FRIEND IS SO COOL AND IT LOOKS LIKE ME, IT'S EVEN GOT MY COLLAR!
Let me show you.
Ok I'm walking towards it now, it's walking towards me...
I'm a few inches away...
SO CLOSE OOOOH
*bang!*
Owch!!
It crashed into me!!
Wait a sec..
No it can't be...
It's a mirror.
