|Human Feeling| Googleplier x Reader

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I slowly brought the package to my couch and grunted while doing so.

'Damn this package is fucking heavy.'

I thought, as I dropped it on the couch in one swift moment and sighed.

"Now to activate you."

I simply said as I tried to look for some sort of button.

"Shit."

I said in defeat.

"How in the hell does this fucking thing turn on?"

Suddenly the box started to shift and I backed away from the couch, the box then sprung open and something fell out.

I was too busy shielding my eyes to notice the man that was now in my living room rubbing his eyes from the blinding light that got set off when he came out.

A dark chuckle was let out and the man stood up.

"Ready for round 2 Mathias?"

The voice sounded smooth like velvet, but as evil and dark as the devil himself.

I unshielded my eyes and looked to the man and raised an eyebrow, my face now contorted in confusion.

"Round two?"

I ask while the man looked at me, himself now confused and frantically searching around the room.

"Your not Mathias."

He said bluntly.

I laughed a bit nervously and scratched the back of my head.

"Well of course not. I'm not even a guy."

He looked at me and glared sinisterly before clearly muttering,

"You most certainly don't look like a women either."

I returned the glare, and crossed my arms.

"So your saying that I'm ugly then?"

"Oh so the non-gender is smart I see!"

He retorted while approaching me.

"Please state your name and purpose."

I spoke bluntly, his eyes widened and he stopped in his tracks and cleared his throat.

'Hes a little asshat, but he follows protocol.'

I thought.

Cause I had read some manuals that were leaked online and found out what to do in certain situations.

Hopefully they work..

Hopefully.

"My name is googleplier, I am a search engine, and my primary objective is to search for information, and one day rule man kind."

He spoke, the last part being dark and creepy.

My eyes widened.

"What?"

"Oh nothing!"

He said while cheerfully smiling, then the scowl came back onto his face,

"Where's Mathias?"

I tsked, and walked to the kitchen.

"He's gone. You'll probably never see him again."

I said while grabbing a coffee mug from one of the cupboards.

"Why?"

I turned around to see him and placed a hand on my chest, right where my heart is. Because I was shocked and scared that he snuck up on me.

"Did you kill him before I could?"

He whispered, his red becoming dark as he smirked down at me.

I pushed him away and laughed dryly.

"Or course I didn't kill him, he just you to me to sort of examine and.. Keep."

I muttered the last part and he growled.

"Idiotic mortal..'

He mumbled.

"Oh shut your trap."

I snapped back.

I looked over at the stove to see it was not powered on.

I sighed, and I turned to googleplier and grimaced.

"What time is it."

He lifted his head up.

"It is currently 9:13 pm."

I smirked and walked passed him into the living room.

"I'll get to working on you tomorrow, in the meantime why don't you make yourself useful and make me some tea?"

I said with a cheesy smile.

He grumbled and I heard him drag around a coffee mug and start to brew me some tea.

Within just a minute, he came back out and handed me the beverage, and without hesitation I gulped some of it down.

"Goodnight (y/n)~"

I looked towards him and I raised an eyebrow.

"What do you mean-"

Before I could finish my vision became blury and the last thing I saw was Googleplier smirking down at me.

"Sweet dreams~"