Okay, Satan

Day 1

beckett_a has logged on. (12:32am)

Luci_Loves_Gays has logged on. (1:00am)

beckett_a: hey

Luci_Loves_Gays: hey, beckett

beckett_a: What's up?

Luci_Loves_Gays: Not much, you?

beckett_a: Not much. It's kind of 1am

Luci_Loves_Gays: r u serious? There's tons of stuff to do at 1am.

beckett_a: like what???

Luci_Loves_Gays: I dunno, get high or some shit

beckett_a: are you kidding me? I think I'm gonna go

Luci_Loves_Gays: c'mon, beckett, don't b a puss. 

beckett_a: I'm not. I just don't think drugs are good for you.

Luci_Loves_Gays: never said they were

(1:27am)

Luci_Loves_Gays: u there bro

beckett_a: Trying to figure out how to respond to that

Luci_Loves_Gays: then don't. u didn't.

beckett_a: I guess you're right. 

(1:39am)

beckett_a: So what do you like to do?

Luci_Loves_Gays: Men

beckett_a: ...

beckett_a: ...

beckett_a: if I had a drink I would've spit it out

Luci_Loves_Gays: spitters r quitters, man.

beckett_a: Lol, dude, that's disgusting

Luci_Loves_Gays: So what do U lyk 2 do?

beckett_a: ...Not to steal your joke, but... I guess men, too.

Luci_Loves_Gays: Eyyy, bro. shout out 2 my user

beckett_a: What does your username even mean?

Luci_Loves_Gays: Lucifer loves gays, duh.

beckett_a: Oooooh, of course. Excuse me.

Luci_Loves_Gays: Excused. Rookie mistake.

beckett_a: "Rookie"? What is that even supposed to mean?

Luci_Loves_Gays: ur bad at flirting

beckett_a: I wasn't trying to flirt with you!!

Luci_Loves_Gays: lol dude whatevr u say

beckett_a: I should be asleep.

Luci_Loves_Gays: k bro. u'll b on 2moro right

beckett_a: I don't know, maybe.

Luci_Loves_Gays: i will send u a frend request so we can chat again

beckett_a: What makes you think that I want to talk with you anymore?

Luci_Loves_Gays: ur gay, I'm gay. 

beckett_a: Okay, Satan. Goodnight

Luci_Loves_Gays: goodnight sweet prince

beckett_a: Did you even read that play?

Luci_Loves_Gays: that's from a play which 1

beckett_a: ...

beckett_a: Never mind. Night.

Luci_Loves_Gays: Night, young gaydawan. 

beckett_a has logged off. (1:56am)