Ross You're What?!

Surprise

Ross POV

Labor isn't that bad they said

You'll barley feel it they said

They just pop out before you know it they said

I almost don't feel guilty for bruising the a few nurses. Almost, I still feel guilty, the doctor on the other hand no guilt. I mean sure I accidently sneezed but Newt shouldn't have come out that fast regardless. And the look on his face was priceless as if he was stuck between saying 'nurse' and 'bless you'.

That's another thing about birth, they almost showed there personality through how they came out. And before you judge you become a male have triplets and give birth to them and then tell me how it feels? M'k? Good we're on the same page. Newt was fast almost impatient then again I did sneeze when he was coming out, so he could be laid back so I don't know.

Matthew on the other hand was laidback and at the same time was determined to finish what she started faster than her laidback persona told me. Then again Matt was the only one who didn't cry as much, just for a few seconds as if to prove a point to the world. Pandora was a curious one, she didn't want to come out at all. She fought everything, the birth, the doctors, the umbilical cord, the towel, everything. Something tells me this is Max's child, like really Max's child.

That doesn't mean the last few days weren't torture. I'm forced to sit still and take it easy, and sit still and wait and wait. If my babies weren't here I would have jumped out the window and ran away, the things you do for your children.

I heard the door open I shifted myself so I was sitting up I winced in pain, I now have a greater respect for women now that I gave birth. But let me clear up a few things, I am 23 now, me and Max have been married for 2 years and we still live with TimTim because we really never had a reason to move out. Okay? We didn't do the love until we got married okay? Good now that we're on the same page, let me continue to my train of thought before that random Fanfic style explanation that I think I'm in happened.

The door opened and I saw Hope poke her head in, she saw me sitting up and frowned. "Ross, you know you shouldn't do that. You're still recovering and if you keep doing that I'm going to have Max come in and hold you down" She teased gently, I felt my face turn a light pink. I didn't mean to head-butt Max and the funny thing is I didn't get a bruise like he did.

"Hope, I hope you know that if he holds me down you're going to have to shut the door it might get ugly. He might end up like Jamir" I said jokingly as she rolled her eyes and winced at the same time, placing down the tray she was carrying.

"Did you really have to break his ribcage? Like in four places too?" she asked uncapping a bottle and shaking a few orange pills out. She was shaking her head making her black ponytail shimmering in the sunlight the window let in. Did I mention that it was too sunny out today? Every time I turned my head I would get this dramatic sun glare.

"Hmmm, ever been pregnant?" she shook her head screwing the lid back on "Well hon when you finally do, tell me how much pain you're in and try to make rational decisions" I said taking the pills from her popping them in my mouth and swallowing them dry.

"That's disgusting at least drink something afterwards" Hope said handing me a cup of water I took it and raised an eyebrow, she raised one right back at me. I chuckled and drank the water like she told me.

"So how is Jamir I didn't mean to throw him" I asked sheepishly, apparently when I blacked out I threw Jamir into the wall, and had a death grip on another nurse named Duke. I felt guilty about that, those hand prints weren't going to go away fast.

"Oh, they weren't that bad Ross. Just hairline fractures, he just has to take it easy, he's not pressing charges either. He said 'My wife would kill me if I charged a pregnant mother giving birth. And I knew it was just a flight or fight response, can't blame him.'" Hope said taking the cup back, I felt the tension in my body disappear, he wasn't as badly hurt as I thought! Sure he didn't press charges didn't expect him too, but knowing I didn't actually snap a rib was satisfying.

"So two questions, one when can I see my babies, and two when can I get out of here" I asked counting of my fingers because I felt like it. Hope smiled and scribbled on the medical paper, glancing at a few monitors before looking back at me.

"Well Doctor Hudansy said you can leave when your ride gets here, and Usama should be bringing your children here as we speak." She said smiling "And I must say you chose great medical insurance, they covered all the expenses" she gently nudged my shoulder, I winked at her.

"When you worked at a hospital you learn all the tricks of the trade" I said she smiled

"You got that right brother" she said tucking the papers under her arm and the pill bottle into her coat pocket, she opened the door as a small cart was rolled in with my three children on it. Newt was wide eyed carefully looking around he had a ginger tuff of hair on his head, his brown eyes looked at me and he made grabby motions with his hands. Pandora looked at the nurse with such malice I thought that she would jump out at her and start a baby uproar, she also had a ginger tuff of hair her eyes were a hazel color that leaned towards green. I nearly didn't see Matthew who was still sleeping in her grey blanket, she had a little brown fuzz on her head she rolled over completely oblivious to the world around her.

Usama smiled at me and carefully picked up Newt and placed him in my left arm, then extremely cautiously picked up Pandora and placed her in my right arm. And with a certain finesse he picked up Matthew and placed her against my chest, in which she replied by yawning and opening her sea green eyes briefly before snuggling back to my chest and dozed off.

"The one day I didn't bring a camera" I saw Max walk in his forehead had a patch of gauze covering the bruise, he smiled and kissed my forehead pulling up a chair he sat down next to me.

"Wanna' hold her?" I asked lifting my right arm slightly, Pandora looked at Max and cooed softly holding one arm out to him. Max smiled and touched Pandora's hand with his pointer finger, Pandora smiled and grabbed Max's finger. Max carefully scooped her up in his arms, "Support the head" I whispered softly, Max shifted his arm so it supported her head.

"She's so small, they all are" He said using his thumb to rub her arm, I smiled at the father daughter moment. She's defiantly going to be a Daddy's girl.

"I think he found his favorite" I whisper to Newt bouncing him a little, he giggled and played around with his red blanket. Matthew looked up briefly she almost looked bored. Hope said that they would feed them right before I could see them so they wouldn't be grumpy.

"Um Ross, I have something to tell you" Max said bouncing Pandora just a little bit, I nodded and motioned for him to continue. "Well me and the guys were talking and we decided against, raising our babies in that crowded apartment. And we happened to find a new house that was recently built, it's a large house with maybe around 8 bedrooms. And Barney was talking about moving into his own house, Jin was planning on moving closer, Adam and Alesa were planning on getting a bigger house anyway. And split between 8 people the price wasn't as large a sum then add in your amazing insurance and its less than our apartment for each person. And we sorta' moved in with all of them. Surprise"

"Oh Max" I said I felt tears prick my eyes "I love you, you giant idiot" I leaned over and kissed him, he smiled at me.

"But I'm your idiot, Ross"